Dancing Cows :D

Alam Shah, Putrajaya 2010

2010-12-15T14:22:00.004+08:00

Hell, how long has it been since my last post? Damn i deserted this blog for so long! But im not gonna do that anymore for a while before the TITLE up there pulls me back to Putrajaya. Alam Shah, Putrajaya, is the Best All Male SBP school in the country. How can you deny that? Well, thats what people perceive from the outside view. Besides saying that the school's GAY that is -.-

I used to be in a different school before I came to this school. Yeah, SMK Bukit Jelutong :D

Here's me in a Prefect School Uniform;

Yeah, the good old days huh? Haha, these were awesome times you know? Basically after getting the letter INVITING me to enroll in Alam Shah, my social life was goooood. Damn, parties here and there, dance competitions now and then, ALWAYS going out, girls. Wooo, i was livin the good life thats for sure. But, the choice that I made was not for my present, but for my future. Sacrificing my social life for a brighter future. That's what my mom meant i guess, from my interpretation, on going to AS (keep it short ok? haha)

The thought of going to an ALL BOYS school was killing me. THERE ARE NO FEMALES. You know if you get sick of all male bravado, ego, and constant comparing between males, theres always the females who would AT LEAST dont talk about football ALL THE TIME, bragging about how they scored WHICH I DONT CARE, or how many chin ups they can do in 30 seconds. Girls talk about other stuff you know? So if im stuck in an all male school. Im expecting ALL OF THE ABOVE. FOOTBALL, EGO, MALE BRAVADO. DAAMN. NO WOMEN. :(

Soon, the day came. I came to this school in awe;

"Holy Shit." That was my first impression. DAMN, it was HUGE. OMG, they have a freakin' TRACK. Compared to SMKBJ this school was ADVANCED. I was stunned by its awesomeness. "This is NOT a school. This is a mini college or something." I said. Really Haziq? Thats what you thought eh?

So, Bigger Buildings + The fact that people here are ALL 5A's and 8A's + Putrajaya + Sekolah Berprestasi Tinggi = An Awesome school eh?

What was in store was gonna blow my mind, and create a WHOLE new understanding of humans in a VERY new way. The following few post after this, im gonna tell you about the awesome people I met here, and how they changed my life :)

I miss you guys :(

2010-04-25T07:07:00.003+08:00

If you happen to be reading this, you are actually missing me :)

Its not wrong to miss someone, but rather its a good thing actually. Missing someone means you actually care for that certain person. This could be my last blog until the year end holidays. So I wanna describe how much I miss you guys (people in BJ), slowly, and hopefully you'll understand my condition.

Every time you miss me, I think about you 3x more.

Every time you cry missing me, or the good times we shared together, I cry missing you back, hoping to relive those times, but knowing how that's such a lie.

Every time I pass a class of F3 learning Geo, my eyes turn red but I control myself, knowing we can never go through that again, never able to talk about how we used to do like 3-4 exercise books of Geo.

Every time I hear Aorta, Vena Cava, or Left Atrium, I turn sad, knowing I cant say, "Hey, do you remember we used to learn this in Form 3?" to the people I struggled together to achieve greatness.

The only way I can NOT miss you guys, is to make myself busy with the school (SAS). Rugby, the people there, and so on. But what after? It comes back. I try so hard not to break. But after the MAC in BJ yesterday, that night, I couldn't hold myself. It was so hard. It took me over 2 months to finally break. Damn I was feeling so down yesterday night. Remembering all those times we had, at SMKBJ, but I understand, we can't have fun all the time right? There are allways challenges at every corner, and we have to overcome it so that we become a better person. If life was all about fun and enjoying yourself, then it wouldn't be called life would it? It would be heaven. :)

I just wanna say, I wanna let you guys know, if you ever miss us, and you guys are wondering whether we ever think or miss you guys, you can bet that we think of you guys, wayyy more than you think of us.

Hoping to bring back the good times, your dear friend,

Ahmad Haziq bin Ahmad Azman

Bye Guys, Love you :D

2010-02-01T19:41:00.002+08:00

Now, I wanna say thank you to all my friends who have accepted me all this while, taking on my blue-ness even though it is sometimes unbearable. And I wanna say sorry, to all of you, who I have mistakenly hurt or annoy. Im Sorry.

Before I go to Alam Shah, Putrajaya, I wanna make a promise to all of you.

I, Ahmad Haziq bin Ahmad Azman, hereby promise;

To become a much better person than I was previously before I go to Alam Shah.

To train and have better "wings" and a better body.

To try my best in joining the rugby team of Alam Shah.

Try my best to not forget the people of Bukit Jelutong.

Try my best to to lose the love I have for the people of Bukit Jelutong.

Love you guys, may our paths cross someday, maybe on the field, maybe not.

Either way, terima kasih daun keladi, semoga kita berjumpa lagi. :D

Love,

Ahmad Haziq bin Ahmad Azman

The Winner Of The Most Eligible Bachelor

2009-12-09T20:52:00.002+08:00

And the winner is...

AH KEONG!

LEE JIA ZHE!

JIMMY!

*Sorry Raisz, your "unique" face did not wow the ladies as much as Ah Keong did.

Yes, even I cant believe he ACTUALLY WON, like I said, its all in the skills. :)

Congrats Ah Keong, you are The Most Eligible Bachelor for 2009.

Ok, now the rankings;

1. Lee Jia Zhe

2. Kamal Suria

3. Hazeeq Muhaimien

4. Raisz Ramly

5. Mukhzin Rashid

p/s Actually, Hazeeq and Raisz have the same amount of votes, but, I'll just put Hazeeq on top of Raisz, because of alphabetical order. Sorry Raisz ;)

Woman Of The Year Part V

2009-12-07T21:03:00.003+08:00

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 5

Nurulliana Azmi

Introduction:

Oh, this lady is really the underdog in this competition. Lets see what we have here, tall, slim, slender, and white skin. Oh, what more can you ask for? Usually the quiet girl, hiding in the corner and minding her own business, she can actually be quite a lady. Her radiance comes from her giggles and smiles which comes fairly easy with the right quantity and quality of jokes. The reason her utmost attributes are not seen is mainly because she is mostly hidden from public and prefers to stay in her own circle. But I've seen through the circle and I will unravel her hidden potential as The Woman Of The Year.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10

Her white skin, slim and slender figure makes her on par with girls like Nurul Aisyah and Gwyneth Paltrow. This makes her attractive and HARD to approach at the same time.

Style: 8/10

The standard 3 Omega female clothes wear, like the picture above. This design is both somewhat casual and pure awesome, and Liana does look somewhat angelic in these kind of clothes. :)

Attitude: 9/10

Oh, she has the heart of gold, for not only being one of the nicest ladies around, (I have NEVER heard her curse, maybe she did, aha, shes an Omega, mesti pernah) she is also quite easy to talk to, and has the most primo laughs and giggles around.

Odour Control: 8/10

Again, I have never caught her smelling like crap, nor be stunned by her smell either. So, her smell is somewhat neutral and is quite subtle. I believe she DOES smell wonderful, only she dosen't want to attract attention.

Overall: 80%

Ah, the most balanced out of all the ladies, she is actually quite nice and sweet once you get to know her. Her only downside is that she is VERYY SHY, so if a man wants to approach her, he better have the right skills and mastery to take her on. All you men out there who has a thing for her, I bid you good luck. May God be with you.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Woman Of The Year Part IV

2009-12-07T12:02:00.005+08:00

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 4

Izza Atirah

Introduction:

Ah, men have been blinded by her megawatt smile and stunning personality that is sometimes random but unique nonetheless. Maybe this is what attracts some men to her presence. Different from most girls her age, (she's 13 ya'll) she is what you say a wolf in sheep's clothing. "Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness." That's what it means, but is it for real? One look at this particular girl, gives me a weird assumption on HOW such a girl could bring men to their knees. Well, lets dig deeper shall we?

My Verdict:

Looks: 7.7/10

She's like a cross of Minnie Mouse and a chinese sister. She has this astounding look, that grows even "hotter" or "beautiful" with every time you see her. Surely, no wonder when people see her for the first time, they want to see her again, and again, and again, until ultimately they fall for her. :)

Style: 8/10

Oh, I have NEVER seen her go out before, but I believe usually the way women dress are somewhat related to how their friends dress. And Izza is no different. I believe she is a cross between Nalissa Suria (Kamal Suria's sister) and a normal 3 Omega Girl. Yeah, like that.

Attitude: 9/10

Woo, most people relate her to "sweet" and "nice." Yeah, because of her attitude is what make her seem more attractive. Her looks and attitude have this great chemistry, resulting in a more chic and ravishing Izza Atirah.

Odour Control: 8.2/10

Well, her scent is still foreign to me, I dont really know her scent that well, but seeing as people tend to get closer to her MUST mean something right? IF she had the smell of a cow (when its crapping, or a cow itself) of course no one would stand near her. BUT, all the males flock to her like girls seeing a 70% discount at Topshop/Zarra, it MUST mean she smells THAT good.

Overall: 82%

Her main attribute comes from her skill that makes men who see her for the first time want to see her again, and again, and again, with her getting "prettier" every time. If she can capture the man at the start, then all she has to do is just captivate him with her communication skills. She is truly a pure "male-killer".

"Watch out, her horny face could mean instant death to guys!"

Teehee! xD!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Woman Of The Year Part III

2009-12-05T22:41:00.003+08:00

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 3

Elora Ismade

Introduction:

There's no one feistier than this girl right here. She looks like a horny gal, but actually knows how to take care of herself. (Im not saying shes actually horny, but... well, we dont know do we? x) While not REALLY having the height, (even though she dreams to be something like Giselle Bundchen) but she can still amaze us men with her constant way of "bahankan" orang. Another AMAZING skill of hers, is her ability to change into her "womanly" form and "ganas" form with ease, which makes her easily fit in into society. An amazing girl indeed, but we will see how she performs ;)

My Verdict:

Looks: 8/10

Well, she actually looks "hot" at times, "cute" at times, and maybe just plain normal, depending on when the person sees her. If the first time, usually its "hot" or "cute". But when you get to know her, and see her "ganas" side, it changes. DRAMATICALLY.

Style: 8.5/10

A fan of tight clothes and cute dresses from shops like Topshop, bags from Prada and Gucci, and shoes from Kenneth Cole . She can dress and TRY to look as good as possible all the time. She WILL NEVER BE SEEN walking around with simple clothes. It MUST be like tight pants and shirt or a dress.

Attitude:7/10

Hahaa, like I said, her attitude can change like the 4 seasons. Lucky for us, she only has 2 "seasons." She can turn really sweet at one point, and then, "menggelikan" at another time. She is really hard to read.

Odour Control: 8.2/10

Well, I have never caught her smelling like crap before, maybe a bit smelly before because of running around either EVADING Amir Danial's slap, or GOING AFTER Amir Danial, for a slap. She usually has this nice perfume on, so she really has a GREAT odour control.

Overall: 79%

Oh, she is at best when you first meet her, when you dont know her "ganas" side. If you so happen to know her "sweet" side, keep it that way. Please, if she gets into her other form, your perception of her will change, DRAMATICALLY. Keep to her SWEET SIDE.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Woman Of The Year Part II

2009-12-04T09:55:00.002+08:00

The Woman Of The Year Candidate 2

Amirah Fazira

Introduction:

The "mother" of 3 Omega, she has grown from a stuck-up-lone-she-wolf of standard 6, to a seemingly poplar gal around town. Able to slow down men with her "sweetness" and dazzling smile + laugh, she is the underdog of this contest. Her charm comes from her ability of sweetness, a second cousin of "hotness" and a third cousin of "sexiness." Practically the same height as Nurul Aisyah, she also possesses the lure of long legs (ooh la la) and long hair (walao) Even though she is an underdog in this contest, she might surprise us with her charm and intellect.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10

What can i say? Daddy's little girl is all grown up. From a... well, um... how do i put this, ahah!

From a bookworm, she morphed into a pretty butterfly. While not able to stun like Aisyah, she is able to SLOW DOWN men, a very incredible gift if you ask me.

Style: 8/10

Legs, check.

Height, check.

Cardigan, check.

Oh, she knows HOW to dress. Men will stare from top to bottom. Women will be wishing they had that shoe/dress/cardigan.

Attitude: 10/10

Ahh yeah. Her "motherly" nature plays A VERY BIG PART in this. Able to create this weird effect on certain men, wanting them to protect her from danger, plus with her SUPER communication skills, she is a force to be reckoned with. This is where she practically PWNS.

Odour Control: 8/10

Constantly having this sweet smell that adds up to her sweetness, she is like the ultimate sweet of sweets. Oh man, some people might just actually follow her. :)

Overall: 83%

Well, Amirah's super factor, is actually her "sweetness" aura. Not so much of her "hotness" or "sexiness" its more to her ability to captivate men AND create this subliminal brainwash that makes them wanna protect her. So, all she needs is just to pull that dude and get him to talk to her, and "its all over for him". Unless if he's gay, it wont work.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Woman Of The Year Part I

2009-12-03T14:29:00.004+08:00

Alright, during the guys' contest, quite a number of people were asking me on doing one form of contest SPECIALLY for the girls. Amazingly, it was actually a GREAT idea, and so, from now and a few more coming your way, I will be talking about the LADIES for a change. To all you men out there, these are THE TOP TIER LADIES, I mean, they have it all... physically and mentally. They will make you stop for 1 second just to get a short glimpse of them. Men, enjoy. :)

Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 1

Nurul Aisyah Bt. Ahmanul

Introduction:

Ahhh, hahaa, the "sweetheart" of 3 Omega, a woman of class and style, she captivates the hearts of men as easy as fooling Kamal into thinking we were watching Pandorum. All grown up from a cute, innocent girl, to now a stunning, "holy shit, who is that!?" girl. Having the height of normal male in 3 Omega, an athletic body, white skin, and long legs (ooh la la), no wonder she is nominated as one of the candidates for The Woman Of The Year. But remember, its not JUST the physical that matters, its what in the inside that matters as well.

My Verdict:

Looks: 9/10

Ah man, the looks of like, "Perempuan Melayu Terakhir" she makes men melt at the sight of her. Almost like a counterpart of Kamal Suria, whom she makes men VERY EAGERLY want to talk to her. And thus, the "hotness" factor kicks in. Plus she looks like Cameron Diaz... at times.

Style: 8.8/10

Nice legs, Dais Dukes makes a man go (wootwoot)

Tight jeans, Double D's makes a man go (wootwoot)

*Diambil dan diubahsuai daripada lirik Startstrukk - 3oh!3

She has all the above, EXCEPT DOUBLE D (HHAHAHA)

Attitude: 8/10

An amazing woman I can say, she can take all the blue stuff men throw at her unlike some other women who at the first word or half sentence, "dic..." they go away. This makes her acceptable in the male society, and thats why the men all CRAVE for her. ;)

Odour Control: 7/10

Being an athlete does have its price. Her smell is more to like the Body Shop kind, different, unlike other women who go to Calvin Klein, Estee Lauder, and Ralph Lauren. But of course, she has her bad smell days SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY, but she does. :P

Overall: 82%

Hoho, the "hotness" factor plays a BIG part in this ladies repertoire. She has a superb early game, able to make men actually WANT to talk to her and flirt with her, of course with most ending in vain. She is a hard-to-get kind of girl, like what Inspector Clousseu said;

"A women's heart is like an artichoke, you have to work hard, so that you can get to her heart."

"Hi, i'm Aisyah, and i'm NAUGHTY..."

Wootwoot!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Most Eligible Bachelor Part V

2009-12-01T21:44:00.002+08:00

Bachelor No. 5

Lee Jia Zhe

Introduction:

Hoho, this is the FINAL Bachelor in this contest. Most of you might think this guy as annoying, irresponsible, an asshole, and so on, but actually he CAN be quite a charmer. At one point of his life, he WAS THE CUTEST thing the girls HAVE EVER SEEN. I mean, they go like, "OMG, comelnye that guy..." and so on. And yeah, when they knew him in the beginning, it was all smooth sailing, but, now... Um, he's becoming a man you can say. :)

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.2/10

Woohoo, this guy is on the border of cute and handsome... thus giving him a 1 in a 15 kind of look in a guy. He can attract with his "cuteness" factor, and make them stay his his "handsome" factor. Amazing early game ;)

Style: 9/10

Being a healthy weight, his body is not the skinny type, nor the build type, but just nice. People just love to hug him, because of his nice plump body. (hahaa, some men.) So, his choice of clothes are somewhat suitable for his body type, thus making him look great and amazing.

Attitude: 7/10

This is where he loses his ground. Man, he is just so annoying (at times) that maybe the girl just cant stand him. But he is only annoying to other men, thanks to his constant cursing and foul language. But, I believe he is quite the ladies man, we just dont know it.

Confidence: 5/10

Holy Crap. HE HAS THE LOWEST CONFIDENCE IN ALL OF THE BACHELORS HERE. He wont even talk to a girl, WHO IS ALONE! DAMN IT, thats like the easiest situation, A PRETTY LONE GIRL WHO IS BORED?! But, everyone has their own personal flaws right? And this just happen to be his. Its ok, we will see in the near future on how he does with the ladies. :D

Overall: 78%

Ah, this male lacks confidence which is his ONLY downfall, he is the MOST UNIQUE out of all the other Bachelors, able to attract and hold (hold, meaning keeping the girl there. Some guys just attract but then soon repel) with his looks, and WOW them with his style. If he works on his communication skills, he will be a great guy to hang out with, and an amazing date (for the girls)

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Most Eligible Bachelor Part IV

2009-12-01T20:36:00.001+08:00

Bachelor No. 4

(Ignore the Chick on the right)

Raisz Ramly

Introduction:

Underneath that always labeled "gay-face" lies a potential Bachelor ready to flatter the hearts of women around him. Unbelievable? "Air yang tenang jangan disangka tiada buaya." This man is actually hiding his true abilities, waiting for the right time to unleash his inner Bachelor-ness. That's why i call him, a "Time-Bomb" Bachelor. What the hell is that? Read on.

My Verdict:

Looks:7.8/10

Well, having a "unique" face like Raisz would help in attracting women and the fact that he grew from cute at one point, and now... uh, some people call it "gay-faced." But don't be fooled! Even with the "gay" face it STILL could be a chick magnet!

Style: 8/10

Usually sporty and on-the-go, his clothes are somewhat simple yet profound, not the omg-what-am-i-going-to-wear or the wtf-idontcare attitude but somewhere in between. And having the height, that makes him appear more athletic and dominant.

Attitude: 8/10

Possibly a mix of Hazeeq Muhaimien and Mukhzin Rashid, his attitude depends on who he is with, ever changing to suit the current moment. And being a Time-Bomb Bachelor like Kamal Suria and POSSIBLY Mukhzin Rashid, he holds his interest for women for the pursuit of his career, which only after he has completed his first task (his career) then only will he move on to the next. (Remember! This too can be attractive, I dont really understand why but it is to SOME women!)

Confidence: 7.5/10

Well, I have NEVER seen him ACTUALLY approach a woman before, but I know his hidden talents. Amazingly, i believe he can actually "get that girl" with his "unique" talents. But for this guy, we have to wait and see what REALLY happens in the near future. Don't underestimate him! His hidden potential might surprise you...

Overall: 78%

Oh, and average Bachelor, with everything in balance. Its not actually about the stats, its about skills. Of course stats help, but still... if you observe PROPERLY, MOST of the HOT girls get the AVERAGE guy! That's a fact! So please, fellow Bachelors, be VERY ALERT, he is like the assassin of this Bachelor Contest! He can "kill" you without you realizing he was EVER there.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Most Eligible Bachelor Part III

2009-11-30T20:20:00.002+08:00

Bachelor No. 3

Mukhzin Rashid

Introduction:

A man with skills that can bind and hold, a super male that creates havoc to other males who are trying to make an attempt on the girl. You guys MUST be wondering, what is THIS guy doing here? Yes, there is a reason for that, Mukhzin is here not because of his looks, its because of what he is on the INSIDE. He dosen't have the killer looks like Kamal or the cuteness factor of Hazeeq, but what makes this guy such a THREAT to other men around him when it comes to getting that girl? Ah, the answer. It will be explained later.

My Verdict:

Looks:7/10

His early game is not that good, as his face drowns in the midst of other men around him, making it hard for him to attract women, but if he takes of his clothes... :)

Style: 6.8/10

Being an average joe, he doesn't like to show off what he has. Just keeping it cool and humble. Only starting from now, his game is getting better.

Attitude: 10/10

Yes, a PERFECT 10. He can melt ANY girls heart with the right timing and condition. An amazing communicator, he practically OWNS at this time of the game, making his foes rendered useless with his AMAZING talking skills. Easy to talk to, and very outgoing, now wonder the girls always want to talk to him when they have the chance.

Confidence: 9.5/10

Hell yeah, this guy fears no one but God and Cikgu Saiful (if he had ever done anything wrong in school) He practically can know ANY girl in a matter of minutes, only needing a little bit of information of the girl, then, PURE OWNAGE. :)

Overall: 83%

He is THE MAN... when he talks. First impressions does not work on this guy, the girl just wont be interested (sometimes) His game begins when the "Hello" has been said, and the conversation starts. His attitude covers his external (which is not THAT important if your attitude is like crap) therefore, making him a DEADLY BEAST to fear. Bachelors, I warn you! Watch out for this guy! He has THE BIGGEST PLAYER POTENTIAL OF THEM ALL!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Most Eligible Bachelor Part II

2009-11-29T23:02:00.007+08:00

Bachelor No. 2

Kamal Suria

Introduction:

Oh, the amazing product of a great mix of jawa + indian + chinese + malay, a true blue malaysian to the core (with a bit of Indonesia) he is a man of unique characteristics. Usually, humans when they are mixed, they are "a little bit better" than others who are not THAT mixed. But all humans have pros and cons right? This male is just another example of a SUPER first impression, which leaves the girl stunned for like 1 second during the first sight. Kamal Suria has the "hotness" factor, a cousin to the "cuteness" and "adorable" factor, he is on the same level with the people in the Bollywood industry (well, a small fraction of them).

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.5/10

Woowee, the "hotness" factor kicks in like Chili Padi. The first sight burns the girls heart, and the only way to loose the "burn" effect is to talk to him. Weirdly, the females have this AMAZINGLY HUGE urge to go and talk to this male.

Style: 9/10

Kamal, a man who knows how to dress, when to dress, what to dress, this dude wears not to show of his curves but to "reshape" it. (Clothes gives an illusion, it can make you body look better, or worse. In this case, better.)

Attitude: 7/10

Ah man, this is already mid-game, (after the hello stage, the second or third time he meets with the girl) depending on how he sees the girl, it could be a success or a total FAILURE. If he sees her as a potential partner, then MAYBE. But if not, hahaa dream on girl.

Confidence: 5.5/10

So much for early game dominance, when it comes down to it, his confidence level is REALLY LOW. He wont talk to the girl. UNLESS he knows her SOMEHOW i.e classmates, schoolmates, sister's friend. Besides that, he is a very first impression kind of guy. He sees you wearing a singlet while going out, with short pants, straight away "slut" is given, and interest gone.

Overall: 78%

Wootwoot, he is the PINNACLE of EARLY GAME DOMINATION, his looks and style will BLOW YOU AWAY, but after that, when you know him closer, the feeling deteriorates. (If youve seen his gay side, it will deteriorate EVEN faster) All he needs to do, is sharpen his communication skills, and its all good. A bigger player potential than Hazeeq Muhaimien, but his fondness of love is not even close to 10%.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Most Eligible Bachelor Part I

2009-11-28T21:25:00.003+08:00

Allright, for this post and the next few that are coming your way, im gonna talk about the Most Eligible Bachelor in Bukit Jelutong. These men here are all single, so all you ladies who've always wanted a man by their side, these are the top tier men, that's why they are called the Most Eligible Bachelor. Allright, each man will be judged with EVERY SINGLE aspect that makes a womans heart flutter. Men, read up!

Bachelor No. 1

Hazeeq Muhaimien

Information:

Ah, a man of mixed specialty, he has grown from a fat cocoon to a noble contender in this Bachelor contest. He has a built in female attract system, thanks to the high pitched voice, something like Justin Bieber. Amazingly, this system ACTUALLY works on some women, thus calling him "cute", or "adorable". But, who cares about all this physical systems if the emotional systems are not as good? Luckily he is a good mix of both, having a good "akhlak" and a good external. Allways on the lookout for cute/hot/pretty women around him, he knows what he wants, and will always try to minimize the competition from bigger predators lurking around. Sadly, his bad sides are the fear of breaking into a group of girls, and wanting to know what to say.

My Verdict:

Looks: 8.5/10

Something young and cute, usually gets the girls to come, but not stay for long. But still, its a powerful chick magnet.

Style: 7.5/10

Trying to wear all those shirts that say "Muscle Fit" helps, but... theres a reason its called "Muscle Fit."

Attitude: 8/10

Having the laugh of a 10 year old boy, the smile of the century, and the will of the hunter (to hunt girls) plus with the built in "cuteness factor" his attitude is something to respect. Enjoyable to be around with, but usually has nothing to say. (unless you know him well)

Confidence: 6.8/10

Well, asking someone else to help introduce to you that girl aint gonna work ALL the time. Sometimes, YOU have to go THERE yourself, and talk to HER straight. Don't be shy! Just try to imagine you getting a PERFECT pick up, and youre all good. Be yourself. If she dosent like it, too bad for her.

Overall: 77%

Oh man, Hazeeq Muhaimien is a formidable foe indeed! (To other bachelors soon to come) His "awesomeness" mostly comes from first impressions, and the first impressions are the things that make or break him. If he gets it right the first time, he doesn't have to worry about the second. A potential player, but chooses to go to the more romantic side of love, he is possibly the Most Eligible Bachelor of BJ for the year 2009.

The "Beautiful" Body

2009-11-25T17:52:00.003+08:00

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make an open invitation, to all of you readers, to try (if you want to) and get what people call, the "beach body." This takes hard work and determination, because sculpting your body isnt the same as sculpting your seni-thing-whatever-the-**** la. It IS VERY HARD. AND PAINFUL. But it pays off. Here are some pics on what i am trying to say;

(Note; This is for men)

Hell yeah, THAT is what im talking about! That is what im dreaming to achieve, and hopefully i'll get it one day. ITS SOO AMAZING! :P

And ladies, you can try too. But, yours is a different type, but AMAZING nonetheless. :)

OMG hahaa :)

Lets all work for these kind of bodies, i know deep inside, you want to have it too ;D

(ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, IM NOT FORCING YOU)

~Kelpo~

Missing Ya'll

2009-11-23T18:58:00.004+08:00

Yeah, this post is especially for my friends and people i haven't seen in such a while. I feel so bored at home, i wanna go out, enjoy the sun in my face, my friends by my side, laughter in the air. You know, things we did BEFORE PMR. But, PMR is half good and half bad. The good thing is we dont REALLY HAVE to study for Form 4, but if you want to, yeah i wont stop you. And the bad thing is well, this. The "I miss my friends" part.

I feel so sad like that guy up there. I feel chained to my house confined in it cause i cant REALLY go out. But, what can I do. Responsibility is still responsibility. So, i just have to suck it up and wait till next year, where there is a 50-50 chance i'll either be in any SBP school or SMK Seksyen 9. But, low possibility SMKBJ. Somehow i feel like i dont want to leave that school, i dont know why. Maybe its just that the place has so many sweet memories and great events. And the people here are all so amazing. :)

I can only pray because whatever that comes, that is the best for me.

~Kelpo~

Rugby the game.

2009-11-13T20:03:00.002+08:00

This game is the BOMB. Hahaa, who would've thought? A game like that would be SO FUN! This evening, around 4.30 pm, Aqil invited me to join him and the school rugby team for a light training. I came early and Aqil was teaching me all the basics of rugby, like fumble, tackle and what not. (I CAN FINALLY GORE SOMEONE!!) There were 8 people including me, there were;

Amir Haris

Sharif

Hafiz

Ikhwan

Mukhsin

Shahmie (3 Eps)

Alon (Taylor's College dude)

Yeah, thats very little compared to a true blue rugby team, but thats because most of the rugby dudes are form 5's and they are busy with SPM, so only we came. The training was fun, i actually kicked Ikhwan in the balls. Hahaa, it wasn't done on purpose, he lifted me, you know, at this time;

Yeah like that, but my leg TERkick his balls :) Sry Ikhwan. :P

And now, after the training, my body is aching like -_____________-

Damn it! Its soooo annoying, because the pain is like something unpleasant sticking on your body and dosent want to get off.

Hopefully, tomorrow my body will be better :)

Oh yeah, to the ppl listed above, if you so happen to read this by any chance, im sorry if i cant join the team. :'(

~Kelpo~

Friends?

2009-11-10T21:35:00.002+08:00

Most teenagers are having problems with this; Friends.

It is THE BIGGEST problem any teenagers can face. And I understand that VERY MUCH. We hang out with people who actually care but they dont? And you laugh with people and they say your annoying? And you share a little bit TOO much, they call you names? And you ask them to do good, you get ridiculed? Sad, but that is the absolute fact. But the biggest thing is, the guy/girl that was always there or who always helped around do not get a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING credit. So, I stand for ALL the people who took the SHIT from their so-called-friends, and say that WE are WAYY better than YOU. Yeah, its like a FUCKING bad investment, that made you waste your time and energy, just so that it can go to smoke. The sad thing is, some of us DONT EVEN REALIZE that we are being used or wtv. We just go with the flow and end up getting FUCKING hurt. What can we do? I know what, leave those ASSHOLES alone and find your TRUE friends. Those who ask you, "Why didn't you come on Monday?", "Hey, im doing something this evening, why dont you join us?", "Are you ok? Man, you look hurt." These guys are the people who actually CARE but we just ignore them because we are so busy with our so-called friends. Then if we get backstabbed by our "new" friends? Who are you going to lean back on? If your old friends have forgotten you, then? You have NO ONE when the DAMAGE has been done. You will feel lonely and sad, and regretting everything you did because you were such a BITCH. But, haha, what do you care right? In like two days you can find another sore loser and use him/her. That's the life you wanna live so be it. I chose a life MUCH better than that. I prefer to have people there to support me and root me on when I fall, that's why I wanna be with my true friends, those who have taken my shit ALL THESE YEARS and stood by me, even when I was down, and even when I was an asshole. They remained with me, not forcefully but willingly. They are my homies, my friends.

No, much more than that.

They are my Sahabat;

Hahaa, yes they are the unsung heroes. These people helped me through SHIT and FUCK.

"I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way."
- Edgar A. Guest

~Kelpo~

Being Hurt, and staying hurt.

2009-11-10T21:15:00.002+08:00

Pain. Sorrow. Sadness. What is it?

Well, Pain for a start is the feeling felt by a person. Usually, pain is not that pleasant, but some people do LIKE it. But wait, that is PHYSICAL pain, what about EMOTIONAL pain? Oh, these can stretch from things like;

Being forgotten,

Mocked at,

and so on.

Well, what pain means in a different context is, "Pain indicates that the person feeling pain do something so that the pain does not continue". Confusing? Yeah, kinda. Example;

We touch a hot kettle, we don't leave our hand there, we quickly pull our hand back after feeling the start of the heat. We feel pain, but don't wait for it to intensify. So we pull our hand, and the pain ends.

But that is physical pain, for emotional pain,

When someone keeps mocking you about your house/girlfriend/boyfriend or totally forgets about you, then you MIGHT feel a SLIGHT pain in your heart. So, what do you do? If its the dude mocking you, you will either;

1. Go away, and STAY away.

2. Kick his @ss.

But come on, emotional pain is not as easily handled as PHYSICAL pain. Its like eating tabasco + wasabi. The pain at the start hurts like crap, (thank you wasabi) and then it lingers (thank you tabasco) So you will feel pain at the beginning and then it stays. Usually for quite some time. Usually people want to know, HOW TO END THIS PAIN? Well, its very simple actually. I've gone through a few "pains" my self. Its not THAT great. But I know how to counter it. Here are a few things that I do. (I DO ALL THESE STUFF, IT MIGHT NOT WORK FOR YOU)

1. DOTA my heart out. And smack the other team to bits.

2. Go out and exercise.

3. Stay away from the person who hurt you.

4. "Layan" tecktonik music.

5. Get around your friends.

6. Laugh more. Smile more.

7. EAT A LOT.

Well, these are just SOME of it. There are more things, but I don't think its ok for me to write it here. So, in a nutshell, pain is good. Its makes you aware of things. And make you more alert and cautious. Plus, it helps you a lot. So, listen to your heart. It REALLY HELPS.

~Kelpo~

What to do next?

2009-11-07T10:49:00.002+08:00

Ok, so now after my PMR im kinda blur on what to do next, yeah, besides DOTA, DOTA, and more DOTA, all I do is DOTA.

Well, im not as stressed as that dude over there, but still, im just jammed on what to do now. DOTA is kinda boring allready, playing 5v5 and winning 59-0-0 is getting kinda normal for me. Of course that against AI bots, but still. DAMN IT! I just dont know what to do now! Well, all i can do now i guess is just wait until the final exams are finished then PS2 can reign once again :)

I can FINALLY PLAY PS2 after my little bro's exam. DAMN. But kesabaran itu sebahagian daripada iman. Yeah.

Oh yeah, speaking of that, yesterday i watched a movie about an ustat who came to a village trying to correct the people, ended up HIM being the person who is most "rosak" hahaa, it was kinda sad though, cause the ustat was blinded and was "hasuted" by an evil man, who was supposedly like jin or somin. :O

Yeah, maybe i'll post again soon.

And if you like have nothing to do (like me) lets do somin, together.

Jogging ke, keluar ke?

WTV la, asalkan not at home.

Pls, SAVE ME! :O

~Kelpo~

The Open House 09

2009-10-31T23:05:00.002+08:00

Today, i had an open house at my house (ya la, where else?) around 11-3pm. It was great to some, and hopefully boring to none. Here are some pics on what happened today;

This was about 12 o'clock or so.

Then, we challenged Kamal into eating pizza with Tabasco on it, well, lots of Tabasco ;D

That was his reaction :D

The reunion, well sorta, there was NISHA EMIRA, well, she's still as tall as ever. In this pic I look as tall as her, but dont be fooled. She's TALL. Hahaa :D

Eza and Syamil :D

The family reunion, from left Ain, Me (Kelpo), Asya, and Syafinaz. :)

After a while, we challenged each other AGAIN and ended up eating Sushi, with LOTS of WASABI and LOTS of Tabasco. The result?

Hahaa, yeah, it was BAD. Theeban, the tallest dude in the school (?) also came, and he looks like this;

Freakin' tall eh? Yeah tell me about it. Next, around 1.00pm like so;

Yeah, SO MANY PEOPLE.

The 2 Epsilonese dudes :D

From left, Ain, Puteri Eliani Fikri, Syafinaz (shes the one hiding) and Asya.

I asked a MAT SALLEH to come to my open house! His name is Danielle Remy. Hahaa, he's french. :)

Who would've thought, they would pakat to wear the SAME coloured shirt?

Me, STARTING to dance. :)

Ah, the girls. :D

From left, Kamal, me, and Jabbar. Dancing to Sugar, Flo Rida. :D

Amirah Fazira, SHE ACTUALLY CAME! We were screaming when she did. Hahaa! ;D

And thats basically it. This time, I dont have a picture of the food. You can ask around about that :)

One more time, I would like to thank all of you who made my "bash" a success this year, and im sorry kalau ada apa-apa kekurangan, like the water you guys keep asking me about, and the pizza problem, and boredom problem. Im DEEPLY SORRY. Hopefully, next year's one, would be EVEN BIGGER, EVEN BETTER, and THE BEST. (Insyallah kalau ada)

Thank you, and Im sorry. :(

9 Reasons To Stay Single

2009-10-31T22:40:00.003+08:00

No.9 - Your Career Will Benefit

When a guy is climbing the corporate ladder, he can’t think twice about staying late at the office or hitting the strip club with the boss. Girlfriends demand quality time -- as they should -- but you won’t be able to give it to her if you want that corner office. If you ever hear that the guy in the next cubicle just got engaged, congratulations to you. You’re going to crush that poor sap while he’s out shopping for place cards.

No.8 - You Never Need To Make Plans For Two

Happiness means never having to ask permission. The benefits of having a significant other -- the nurturing and sharing and all that other crap -- all go out the window as soon as your buddy asks you to go to Las Vegas and you realize you need to check with your girlfriend first. It’s not just the big trips, but the small ones that rankle most. Want to grab a quick bite or a dozen beers on a whim? Not so fast; she might have something else planned for you already. And it’s unlikely to include lap dances.

No.7 - You'll Be Healthier

The first thing a guy does upon locking down a girlfriend or tying the knot is let himself go. There’s no need to eat right or exercise if you’re not chasing tail. Once you sit down on the couch to watch a Hugh Grant movie with your significant other, you aren’t getting up -- ever. Single guys keep themselves in peak physical condition in order to attract female attention. Hell, I’m prepared to run a marathon on the off chance I could get laid at the end.

No.6 - Weddings Are More Fun

Marriage is a celebration of love, commitment and the opportunity to nail lonely women. I like the little program you get when you arrive for the ceremony. I immediately look for the list of bridesmaids. For single guys, this is our first taste of the menu for the evening. The marriage of a man and woman who love each other often leads to premarital sex between a man and woman who barely know each other.

No.5 - You Can Enjoy Your Personal Space

It is glorious. If you’re an absolute slob, then I guess there’s some benefit to living with your girlfriend. But if you can maintain some modicum of cleanliness, you will be ever thankful you’re single, live alone and can go to the bathroom with the door open.

No.4 - You'll Save Money

Bachelors spend a lot of money on women for sure: on taking them out, on buying them the occasional gift and especially on buying enough drinks for ourselves to work up the courage to talk to them in the first place. But no one spends more than a married guy. Redoing the living room, taking trips to Ft. Lauderdale to visit her family and (gasp!) even having a kid -- these are all big-ticket items I never touch. I may have commitment problems, but at least I’m earning interest on them.

No.3 - You Can Watch Whatever You Want

When my DVR doesn’t record a program, I know exactly whose fault it is. It's mine, since I’m the only one who ever touches the thing. Never underestimate the power of wielding complete control over the remote. If I want to switch every 15 seconds between SportsCenter, UFC and another previously recorded episode of SportsCenter, there’s no one to stop me. True bliss is not getting dirty looks from your girlfriend just because you want to watch a Megan Fox movie on mute.

No.2 - You Can Spend More Time With Your Friends

Guys who are about to get married are very fond of telling their boys that “nothing is going to change; we’re still gonna hang out.” Trust me, everything changes. When guys get out of a relationship or get divorced, the first thing they do is get the old band back together. That’s because guys need quality time with their friends. It keeps us sane and they get us "drunk". For bachelors, every night is a guy's night out.

No.1 - You Learn What You Need From A Relationship

Being single offers one final advantage that doesn’t get talked about much. Couples deny it and single people themselves rarely realize it. But the fact is, being alone is an incredible opportunity to learn about yourself. In fact, I posit that the longer you’re single before getting married, the better off you’ll be, because only single people truly know what makes them happy. Unless you’ve spent years drinking your inhibitions away, putting yourself out there, experiencing the thrill of one-night stands, and coping with the agony of rejection, how can you really know yourself? Playing the field is merely doing due diligence while having a blast to boot. More importantly, what fun is married life if you don’t have any high jinks to reminisce about? Waking up next to your wife every morning must be twice as reassuring after you’ve spent 10 years waking up next to chicks you have had to introduce yourself to.

Diambil dan diubahsuai daripada Askmen.com.

Open House

2009-10-29T15:45:00.002+08:00

Saturday,

11.00 am - 3.00 pm,

No. 26, Jalan Kubah, U8/64 Bukit Jelutong, Shah Alam,

Food like last year i.e,

Pizza and so on (i dont wanna spoil xD)

Please confirm with me

Just simply come on that day.

Hope for you to come :D

What I thought on that day

2009-10-28T10:52:00.002+08:00

That day, was the day i realized how stupid i was not listening to my friends who were telling me the truth all the time. Like I said, girls have this pukau-i-dont-know-what-the-hell skill that can leave a man blinded from the truth. I call these kind of ladies, the lady in red. You might have heard it before, but do you know what it is? The lady in red, well, to make it simple for you, just watch this vid, (i have the whole series, and if you want to watch it, please tell me, and i can give you everything)

So, basically, thats it. I want to tell all my dearest MALE friends, to watch out and be extra careful just in case

the person you are seeing is actually a "lady in red." Good luck, and please watch out for one another,

just as my friends did for me.

~Kelpo~

Tues 27 October 2009

2009-10-25T20:59:00.000+08:00

This day has to be one of THE GAYEST days of my life. We played bowling this morning, and amazingly i got better the longer the game progresses. Well, im not going to brag, because im like a small fish in the small sea, where there other fishes BIGGER than me. Damn, our team;

(From left, Ezarin, Aisyah, Hannim, Kelpo)

Even though we were on the losing side, we were happy because our intention of playing here was not to win, but to PLAY. But that was only the BEGINNING of the gay day. The gay session started in the evening, where me, Kamal, Nafis, Armand, and Syamim played PS2 like budak jakun. :D

We played two games, D.O.N (Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto), and WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw. OMG we played these games as if we have NEVER touched a PS2 in our lives! I love using this character, Chopper;

Cause he is kinda cute, and he is very small but packs a powerful punch. And then, the main event, we played WWE. This game was actually not that crazy, but with the addition of a multitap, and a character named, "Bitch" (HAHAHAHAHA) we were laughing our asses off. It was SO stupid, (you have to see her/him by yourself to believe me) she/he was SO DISGUSTING, even Kamal's sis was laughing her ass off too. Overall today, it was GAY to the MAXIMUM, and i hope there is another day like this. :D

~Kelpo~

The Small Things That Make Big Things Matter

2009-10-24T11:39:00.000+08:00

Now, I would like to talk about the small things that we miss, that is actually important.

Ok, what are these small things? They could range from a call from your bf/gf, remembering your gf/bf birthday, or "usaha yang dibuat tapi tidak dilihat oleh orang."

Very little people want to become the good guy nowadays. They choose to be the baddie, maybe because, you know, attention purposes, popularity, or anything in between. There is a reason for this, and i believe its the surrounding that plays the BIGGEST role in our lives. Our surrounding? Yes, what you watch on TV, what you see in commercials, and where you live with the people you live. These things effect you in ways you will not notice. Thats why they are called "subliminal". When you see, in TV, people, mostly the bad guys, who are rich, gets all the girls, own basically everything, you receive a "subliminal message." You will feel the desire to be something like that, only maybe some people in a good way. Don't believe me? What do you think when I say;

"What do you think of Arab People?"

Does this come to your mind?

Or this?

Im guessing the first pic. Because ALL of our media is playing things, that force us to think like that. Thats why it is called, once again, "Subliminal"

That maybe causes us to think in a very, like the malay people say it, "Bagai katak bawah tempurung." That too is affecting us in our very lives. Humans, when too much is given to them, they feel arrogant, and think they are the best there is, and nothing else is important. They constantly forget that there is a certain power which is ALLWAYS greater. Now, why dont we lose this very bad attitude and start to realize everything that is important to us. Mostly, the small things.

For a start, your parents. They do SO MUCH for you, and when they ask you to do something, you go," Ahh, im SOOO lazy dad/mom, ask someone else lah!" Wow, plain rude. They are the first place to start by appreciating EVERY SINGLE thing they do for you. Even if its just passing you the ketchup sauce. Next, your friends. I bet some of them are basically the NICEST PEOPLE YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE. But, what do you do to thank them or appreciate them? You remember all those guys/girls who were mean to you, who you had fun with, but what about the guy/girl who was there for you when you needed her/him? FORGOTTEN. TOTALLY. Its sad really, but what can we do?

For a world built for the Dajjal, no wonder darkness is overcoming light nowadays. Anything bad, lets say, going to the club, getting drunk, having 5 playmates, are all PROMOTED and SEEN AS A GOOD THING. The good? You ask people to pray, help someone, or love one another, and you will be RIDICULED. That is the truth. Just look around you, try opening Hitz.tv channel 705, and you might see all those people, dancing around like they're on drugs or something, and they actually PROMOTE the club. What do you think the people would react to that? "OMG, the club looks so fun. I wanna go to!" To some, these might seem small, but they have a BIG EFFECT on us. So, i beg you people who are reading this post, try mirroring yourself, and see. All those people who look to you as someone amazing, but we forget them. All those things like picking up the trash and throwing it away, even that counts as a small thing, but contribute to the big thing, making your environment cleaner. So, look at the small things that make big things matter. It would help you in ways you would NEVER expect.

~Kelpo~

Humans. What I dont understand about them.

2009-10-23T22:20:00.000+08:00

Humans, they REALLY ARE complex organisms, just like what the Form 3 Science book says. Its amazing, the things they are capable of doing, and the effect they create as well. But why are they SOO complex? Well, their complexity equals their capability. Yes, they are VERRY capable of doing things that can shock and amaze. But im not here to talk about what they can do physically, im here to talk about what they can do EMOTIONALLY to one another.

Now, emotions. What are they? It ranges from Love, Hate, Detest, Anger, Missing someone, Sad and what not. These things effect what we do in or daily lives. But all these, let me repeat, ALL THESE have an outstanding changing effect on us. Love; it can somehow change a person, depending how the person sees love, either as a good thing; like when they say, "Oh, Love is amazing" or, "Love? It dosent exist". And so goes for the other emotions. Sadly, we cant control it. (If we can, haha, i guess everyone would choose happiness, obvious duh!) It comes, it goes. But the thing i dont really understand about humans, is HOW MUCH THEY SUCCUMB TO THEIR EMOTIONS.

They can easily get hurt, just by words! Imagine, like the proverb "Actions speak louder than words?", if we use actions to hurt someone emotionally, then the effect would be staggering. I mean, its like an emotional holocaust. Plus, if the guy/girl, is our dearest friend/lover/best friend/wife/hubby/wtv, no words can explain the pain they receive. But usually, word pain only lasts for a while. They get hurt, then they just forget about it. But do they? Men do, i guess. But girls, they do not. Wow, my mom can remember something i said, (that did not hurt her) like 2 weeks back. Crazy, i mean, i TOTALLY forgot about what i said! Men, you can ask them, What did you wear yesterday? They dont even know. Ladies? 50/50 chance they can tell you.

Besides that, humans can get haunted by something that isnt really such a big deal. But made big, thank you emotions. You know Taylor Swift's songs? Teardrops, You belong wif me, yeah. They all talk about, "Look at me, I love you, notice me!" I mean what the hell? Just be yourself and talk to the guy la! If you are talking to him? Then be yourself! Not working? Give him signals that your interested la! STILL NOT WORKING? He's not interested. Leave him alone. Seee? SO BLOODY EASY. But people dont understand. They want something so badly, they change so that they can adapt to the situation to get the guy/girl. Resulting in losing something. Yes, you change, something gets lost on the way. It could be anything. But usually, for me, knowing humans, they dont realize they have that something, until they lose it, then the feel of regret, pain and sorrow starts filling their head. Only then they know, but are too late.

Ok, to summarize, i just wanna say,

As life goes on Im starting to learn more and more about responsibility,

I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me,
So I want to take this time out and apologize for things I have done,
And things that have not occurred yet,
And the things they dont want to take responsibility for.

So, be thankful with what you have. Rezeki tuhan apa yang dia bagi, itulah yang sebaik-baiknye untuk kita. :D

Last and foremost,

I wanna make a shout out;

Im sorry, to all my friends, whom I might have not talked to in a long time, to all my friends, whom I might have ignored without me knowing, and to the people that I love, that cared for me, and loved me for who I am, not who I might become, or who I once was.

Amirah Fazira, if you are reading this, I wanna let you know, if I had EVER hurt you, im really sorry. Yes, we all Love you, and thats why we dont like to see you hurt, or sad. In any way at all. Would you find some courage in your heart to forgive me and give me a second chance? :)

Give this monkey a chance will you? ;D

p/s Happy Birthday :D

~Kelpo~

My Guide to My Map Darkness Vs Light V1.04

2009-10-21T20:22:00.000+08:00

For this post, I would like to talk about my map, Darkness Vs. Light V1.04. This is a gamers post, so you people who dont really fancy games, i suggest you dont continue. Like i said, men+games = female boredom. :)

OK, moving on. My map can be gotten here, http://www.epicwar.com/maps/113427/

Darkness Vs. Light V1.04

This map was created by me and my brothers, with inspiration from a certain game that has been long gone. Darkness Vs. Light is a map for warcraft 3 frozen throne. I would like to explain to people out there on how this game works and what are the mechanics of this game.

Ok, basically this map has 4 races, Human, Night Elf, Orc, and Undead. Its dosent matter which one you take cause you'll still be in the same group i.e Humans & Night Elf = Light, Orc & Undead = Dark. Ok, here we go.

You first pick a hero, like I did here, (I chose Human ok?)

After that, you wil summon at your respective places, like,

Night Elf,

Undead,

and Orc.

Basically what this game is about, is that you have to either destroy the Stargates, like so;

That is if you are dark, if you are light;

Or you can wait until The King appears;

Light King. Kill him if you are Dark.

Or, Dark King. Destroy him if you are Light.

If you kill these two, then your respective team will win. :D

Easy? Hahaa, with cheats yeah, but look closely at the health. Yes, it is quite A LOT, but is was meant to

be a lot because the heroes in this map are all outrageously strong! And if you played the map, you might

be wandering why are the creeps attack the other way when the Stargate is just THERE. Hahaa, ok,

relax, the reason is because they are attacking this buildings;

The orcs hate trees, so they are attacking the Tree :D

The humans and undead are sworn enemies, why wonder they attack that building?

Yes you guessed it, the Night Elves are attacking this building.

And there's one more, The Castle of Light, well, you know which one is it :P

(Sorry im too lazy to upload AGAIN)

If the respective buildings are destroyed, then a certain power will be released to assist the King during

their final battle! Each building destroyed will release different "things" :)

Oh yeah, and you know the barracks? The ones located besides the Stargate? They are responsible for

creating creep waves like these;

And if you destroy them, the creep waves will stop, leaving the Stargate vulnerable.

Next, the map if you noticed is quite different, because we (The Brothers Ha) decided to make it

a little bit different, there are 2 lanes, each with 3 Guardians, example;

There, all the lanes, almost all the guardians :P

Basically thats all actually, hahaa :D um, very easy, Summary!

Destroy the Stargate or,
Kill The King!
Destroy the barracks then rape the Stargate! or
Destroy the High Buildings (Stronghold, Tree, Castle) and with the help of your creatures, (no. 2)
Yeah, thats all! Ape susah sangat =X

Ok, one last thing, Psychotic. What in the world is that monster doing in the middle of the map?

Well, he's like a mini boss, here he is;

Have you tried killing him? Yeah, he actually drops something... Wonder what it is? Kill him first la!

-.-'

Well, last but not least, this map is still V1.05 right now, :)

Its still new, and there could be bugs or some sort, and there are like equal to or less than 30 heroes,

so we (Brothers Ha) really would appreciate your feedbacks ad comments on our map. Maybe some

ideas would be VERY helpful and very much obliged.

Oh yeah, one more thing, this map is not Dota Allstars, its Darkness Vs. Light V1.05 (coming soon),

so all those, "hey Dota's like this, Dota did that, Dota's map is like this," have a BIG CHANCE to be ignored.

And to you guys/girls who read this ALL THE WAY UNTIL DOWN HERE, thank you, and i hope you

would give my map a chance :D

Woohoo!

~Kelpo~

Man Vs Woman Part V

2009-10-18T21:25:00.000+08:00

The final chapter of Man Vs. Woman. I will talk about the things that girls should do that the guy loves and vice versa. This is a very hidden secret of mine but i will show this to you my beloved readers to acknowledge your support and encouragement in updating my blog. Now, these simple tips are very little things that people miss out and resulting in some bad things going on (sometimes). These little things might seem little, but they create a really BIG effect on the respective sex. Yeah, i know ;D. Ok, here goes.

Ladies, one final time;

1. Every guy has a ‘geeky’ side of him. Whether it be video games, DVD, WoW, anime, football among other sports, or whatever. Don’t make fun of him if you don’t like it, either tolerate it, or learn to like it. DO NOT try to change him. If he’s constantly ignoring you for that hobby of his, tell him.

2. Compromise for movies. Watch his favorite movies and he’ll give in for the movie you want to see.

3. Hold his hand!! Even in the mall when you have a ton of bags, hold his hand.

4. Any time your guy gives you a compliment, don’t just roll your eyes. He means it, and you should smile and say thank you.

5. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. Only makes matters worse.

6. NEVER EVER kick them in the place below the belt. Even in a fight or argument, just don’t do it.

7. TRUST HIM. Don’t scream when he looks at another girl. We know you were goggling at the cute guy that just passed. It’s nature. Don’t dig through his phonebook, and hey, guys can have female friends just like girls can have male friends. If this makes things awkward, talk about it.

8. This should go without saying. Love him for who he is! Don’t worry about what others think. Don’t try to change him into what’s cool and hip. Some compromises can be made, and tell him that if he ever has a problem you changing him, to tell you.

9. A girl has the right to show off her body, but keep your pride and dignity. Be careful! If you show off too much, guys (and just people in general) may get the wrong message and make assumptions.

10. Remind him that you appreciate all the sweet little things he does for you. Let him know it’s not all in vain.

Men, the final call;

1. Women love confidence in a man. Confidence is definitely portrayed in the way you walk and definitely the way you approach people and talk to them. Learn to start building your confidence.

2. Women are most definitely attracted to a smiling man. A nice broad smile also shows that the person is very confident. Teeth-whitener would definitely come in handy at this point of time. You do not want to be flashing your grayish-yellow teeth while trying to attract a girl. Pay a visit to your dentist at least now and get a good veneer job done.

3. Cleanliness is definitely a contributing factor in attracting women. The more cleaner you are, the more chance you have in attracting them. Shower everyday and shave. Wear clean clothes and please for the love of everything, sport a good perfume. If you think your manly smells are intoxicating, trust me it is rather toxic and would kill a woman instead of attracting her.

4. Be honest. Women like honesty in men. Be who you are and maybe a cleaner who you are. Don't try pretending to be someone that you are not. Once you start pretending, remember, all your lies will catch up with you and you would definitely go from player to loser in a matter on nanoseconds.

5. Learn to be romantic. Your definition of beer, popcorn and football is definitely not romantic for a woman. She needs to be caressed both physically and emotionally. Take her out for a romantic dinner than take outs. Create surprises for her.

Yg selebihnye, cari sendiri lah! Ini kira bagus dah nih :D

Dipetik daripada pelbagai laman web yg berbeza dan diubahsuai.

Man Vs Woman Part IV

2009-10-18T20:54:00.000+08:00

For this Part i would like to talk about man and woman, in a relationship. Ok, a relationship is something great and very distracting at the same time. When a human loves something or someone, you would be amazed by their capacity to love. They would protect their loved ones, even with their life. Most people dont really know the definition of love, as they see it as a means to you know, have sex. But, love is actually more than that. Love is (get ready), honesty, commitment, integrity, courage, sarifice, respect and so on. Ok, im not here to lecture on love cause im only like 15 (hahaha), so im just gonna talk about the emotional changes in man and woman, when they are in love :)

Ladies,

1. Some women, they have this sudden change in hormones or somin like that, and suddenly could turn SOOOO damn nice out of nowhere, when in the presence of their boyfriends.

2. Some women, they just CANT STOP BLABBERING about their boyfriends. They cant stop. 5 minits and then, "hey ********" even her girls dah mula muaak dah.

3. They become much more careful when around guys (unless if shes a biatch then...) because of the fact that she loves her Bf.

4. She GETS SUUUUPERR jealous if her Bf starts talking to other girls, ++ yg badan lawa, muka lawa, kaki lawa. :DD (hahaa!) p/s She dosent show it. But she IS DAMN JEALOUS.

5. Suddenly show some interest in love stuff, that most guys just cant stand. You know, I Love You, P/s I Love you, and all those other Love books.

Men;

1. Suddenly they have this rush of testosterone and go like "hey, dont touch my Gf ah?! i kill you! wtvtfl"

2. Their body posture changes when around his Gf.

3. Starts to take care of his body, maybe work out a little.

4. Starts to groom and worry about his hair, BO, the shirt his wearing, and so on.

5. Be ready to jump (attack) if another guy comes and disturbs his Gf. (This is usually the part when it becomes dangerous.)

Man Vs. Woman Part III

2009-10-16T20:30:00.000+08:00

Ok, for this post I will put some TRUTHS about each sex, man and woman respectively, for those who don't know. Hopefully this will help for the other sex to know better about the other sex and not simply jump into conclusions like; Pervert, *****, Asshole, ****-Machine, and so on. Enjoy! (Remember this is from MY OBSERVATION, so if its wrong, my bad im sorry)

For the ladies;

1. Go, ooooh when they see a cute object. (What? Dont believe me? Ok, look below)

2. If they see something shiny, they will stop and look, ++ if its a shiny 70% off discount board at Topshop.

3. Just because the pants and the shirt are tight, dosent mean they want attention, but who knows?

4. Girls watch a few movies that is not that great SOMETIMES just because a certain guy is in it. If the movie was a hit, -.-' tak payah crita ah.

5. Girls know the border between a friend and a BOYfriend, so don't misjudge them, BUT if the girl's acting like a slut, then, hahaa suka hati kamoo la nak pikir apa. :)

6. Girls can scan WAAAY faster than a man. They scan from top to bottom. Wooo, baju tit tit scan, Gap. Pants scan tit tit, Topshop. Shoes scan tit tit, (Wtv you like), Handbag scan, (Wtv u like oso) All THAT in a flash. Men? Hahaha, atom bom, WOW check! Buns? Check! woohoo.. (ok that might have sound a little bit pervy, sry but its the truth)

7. Girls have the potential to be just as destructive as men are to other men. Only the difference is girls have an emotional war and man physical war. Wanna know how its happens? Watch mean girls lah!

8. Some girls CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. When they say, "I can do it myself thank you" BACK OFF (if you still want to help just watch in case if she falls down or somin, but other than that, BACK OFF) and they dont like men who help tooo much. The best way to help someone is letting them help themselves. What? Merepek? But its the truth.

9. Some girls ARE braver than men. Hahaha :D

10. Girls are actually the only people than can bring men to their knees, just by using her words, body, and gestures. Sometimes, a little bit too much of something good can be bad. Yes, i know. :'( Girls can dominate men. They have this built in pukau-i-dont-know-where-they-learn-it-from thingy inside them. Crazy.

Ok, here are for the guys;

1. Guys have this weird way of staring at people, either "Im gonna smack you" way, or "Wow, who is that girl over there?" way of looking at people.

2. Some of us has a crotch obsession, maybe coz the undies are tight. I dont know. :D

3. Men+Games = Female Boredom. Sorry :D

4. Guys DO have A VERY HIGH amount of NAFSU, but ONLY SOME can control :(

5. Guys do look at stuff that are not supposed to be bulging out from "there and down there".

6. Guys fart, A LOT. Either you know or u dont ;D

7. Never challenge males, especially Melayu. They are really "pantang dicabar" well, some lah.

8. We steam when you think we dont. (Depends who and their level of nafsu)

9. We try to dominate each other dalam kalangan lelaki. (Subliminally)

10. We fantasize about hot girls, but want the nice, cute, and funny ones. :D

Man Vs. Woman Part II

2009-10-14T17:47:00.000+08:00

For this post, Part II, i will talk about the gestures of humans.

Almost everyone is amazed by people who can read minds. We wonder how they know our innermost secret just by looking at us and observing our acts. But, the only problem is, what we dont know is that Mind Readers like this guy;

Is actually OBSERVING our body language. What is body language? Body language is your body's language. Like words we say to communicate, body language readers "listen" to our body's "words". Here are some examples of some simple body language;

And;

You might be thinking, what the hell? The same person, Haziq, why did you put the same picture twice? Ah, but look CLOSELY. The first pic the girl is smiling, and so is the second one. So, what's the difference? Well, for people like me, you can see the difference. The first pic is the"diplomatic smile" where she just smile, you know, for the pic or for the cheap joke the guys throw around that creates that effect.

The second?

That is the "ikhlas smile" :D

Where she gives a radiant smile that makes other people smile as well. This only happens when someone like Chris Rock says a joke that really cracks her up and THAT effect is created.

See? So small but so much difference.

That is just THE MOST FUNDAMENTAL BASIC STUFF of BODY LANGUAGE. Hoo, im tired. I'll tell you more next time. Just remember, the bottom line about body language is OBSERVE. Why do you think I always look around when im with a crowd and always say i want to see "Perlakuan Manusia Pelik?". It helps actually, body language, in a good way. (I hope)

Hahaa... next on part 3, things guys dont know about woman, and vice versa.

Man Vs. Woman Part I

2009-10-14T14:18:00.000+08:00

Ok, for this post, i would like to talk about man and woman, the differences they have and the similarities they share. Man has ALWAYS, i mean, ALLLWWAYYYSS wanted to know the secrets of womankind. Either its;

Wanting to know what's in their mind

Knowing what they talk about when they are in their gangs

Knowing whether she likes him or not

Or, dirty things like;

What colour are they wearing top?

What colour bottom?

Size top?

Size bottom?

Yeah somin like that more or less,

Sadly even as men want to know these hidden deep secrets,

they dont really look for the means to KNOW what they want to know BADLY.

What?

So i took the chance and learned ALMOST (Let me stress that again, ALMOST) every single aspect of a girls life,

Either, the girl next door, or the hot chick that rides ;D

For Part 1,

Its just an introduction on what is coming next :D

On the next post, it will be about signs and body language :)

Wait for it..

Hehehe...

p/s Abin and Amirah, thank you for selling my maruah, ON THE INTERNET. -.-'

Its Over

2009-10-13T18:54:00.000+08:00

Like I said, after PMR, (that word doesn't scare me anymore wow!) i would start to be active in my blog talking about random shit going on everyday in my life/ people's life.

So, for today, i would like to talk about an event that happened today :D

Well, about 4.30 p.m today, I had a gathering at Secret Recipe. Yes, if you dont know where or what that is, well, here it is;

Yeah, somin like that.

There was me, my sis (Asya 3 Zeta), Syafinaz (my sister's sister/my sis jugak in a way), Zalina (3 Eps) and Ain (3 Zeta)

actually there was supposed to be Arip (3 Zeta ala muka unik tuh) and "Syuk" some guy lah.

Hahaa, if there was a word that can sum up my experience, that would be;

Blue

Fun

Different

Shocking

Amazing

Yeah, i got some more but, takpelah :)

Hahaa, i never knew going out with people could be SO FUN

Hannim :"OMG, maybe its the fact that u dont really have a life la kan?"

-.-"

Bahabi tul.

Xpe lah, maybe nnti ada other functions, i will be called for.

And if you are reading this and if i know you by chance,

Don't be afraid if you see me at your doorstep :D

Bye. *D

Blog Update

2009-08-15T17:54:00.000+08:00

Well, after a long time, i thought of updating my blog :)

Im just saying for now, it will be once in a while job.

But after my PMR, i'll go all out and maybe edit everyday.

Well, like Kml and Nfs said when i asked them,

"Whats the use of blogging!?"

"Alah, u can simply put whatever u want la! Dota ke (yes, i play Dota), PMR ke (yes im Form 3), apa-apa je!!"

"Fine then, i'll blog"

So ive seen examples of people blogging and, urh...

its all like;

Urrhhh, i hate school!

OMG! cheerleading sucks weyh!

Shyt la, i failed my maths.

Hell yeah! OMG! i got an A for my BM!

And some more shyt la

If blogging is like that, then, dont worry, u will enjoy what im going to write later after PMR :)

Hehehe evil :)

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