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The Woman Of The Year Candidate 2



Amirah Fazira

Introduction:
The "mother" of 3 Omega, she has grown from a stuck-up-lone-she-wolf of standard 6, to a seemingly poplar gal around town. Able to slow down men with her "sweetness" and dazzling smile + laugh, she is the underdog of this contest. Her charm comes from her ability of sweetness, a second cousin of "hotness" and a third cousin of "sexiness." Practically the same height as Nurul Aisyah, she also possesses the lure of long legs (ooh la la) and long hair (walao) Even though she is an underdog in this contest, she might surprise us with her charm and intellect.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10
What can i say? Daddy's little girl is all grown up. From a... well, um... how do i put this, ahah!
From a bookworm, she morphed into a pretty butterfly. While not able to stun like Aisyah, she is able to SLOW DOWN men, a very incredible gift if you ask me.

Style: 8/10
Legs, check.
Height, check.
Cardigan, check.
Oh, she knows HOW to dress. Men will stare from top to bottom. Women will be wishing they had that shoe/dress/cardigan.

Attitude: 10/10
Ahh yeah. Her "motherly" nature plays A VERY BIG PART in this. Able to create this weird effect on certain men, wanting them to protect her from danger, plus with her SUPER communication skills, she is a force to be reckoned with. This is where she practically PWNS.

Odour Control: 8/10
Constantly having this sweet smell that adds up to her sweetness, she is like the ultimate sweet of sweets. Oh man, some people might just actually follow her. :)

Overall: 83%
Well, Amirah's super factor, is actually her "sweetness" aura. Not so much of her "hotness" or "sexiness" its more to her ability to captivate men AND create this subliminal brainwash that makes them wanna protect her. So, all she needs is just to pull that dude and get him to talk to her, and "its all over for him". Unless if he's gay, it wont work.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Alright, during the guys' contest, quite a number of people were asking me on doing one form of contest SPECIALLY for the girls. Amazingly, it was actually a GREAT idea, and so, from now and a few more coming your way, I will be talking about the LADIES for a change. To all you men out there, these are THE TOP TIER LADIES, I mean, they have it all... physically and mentally. They will make you stop for 1 second just to get a short glimpse of them. Men, enjoy. :)


Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 1


Nurul Aisyah Bt. Ahmanul

Introduction:
Ahhh, hahaa, the "sweetheart" of 3 Omega, a woman of class and style, she captivates the hearts of men as easy as fooling Kamal into thinking we were watching Pandorum. All grown up from a cute, innocent girl, to now a stunning, "holy shit, who is that!?" girl. Having the height of normal male in 3 Omega, an athletic body, white skin, and long legs (ooh la la), no wonder she is nominated as one of the candidates for The Woman Of The Year. But remember, its not JUST the physical that matters, its what in the inside that matters as well.

My Verdict:

Looks: 9/10
Ah man, the looks of like, "Perempuan Melayu Terakhir" she makes men melt at the sight of her. Almost like a counterpart of Kamal Suria, whom she makes men VERY EAGERLY want to talk to her. And thus, the "hotness" factor kicks in. Plus she looks like Cameron Diaz... at times.

Style: 8.8/10
Nice legs, Dais Dukes makes a man go (wootwoot)
Tight jeans, Double D's makes a man go (wootwoot)
*Diambil dan diubahsuai daripada lirik Startstrukk - 3oh!3
She has all the above, EXCEPT DOUBLE D (HHAHAHA)

Attitude: 8/10
An amazing woman I can say, she can take all the blue stuff men throw at her unlike some other women who at the first word or half sentence, "dic..." they go away. This makes her acceptable in the male society, and thats why the men all CRAVE for her. ;)

Odour Control: 7/10
Being an athlete does have its price. Her smell is more to like the Body Shop kind, different, unlike other women who go to Calvin Klein, Estee Lauder, and Ralph Lauren. But of course, she has her bad smell days SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY, but she does. :P

Overall: 82%
Hoho, the "hotness" factor plays a BIG part in this ladies repertoire. She has a superb early game, able to make men actually WANT to talk to her and flirt with her, of course with most ending in vain. She is a hard-to-get kind of girl, like what Inspector Clousseu said;

"A women's heart is like an artichoke, you have to work hard, so that you can get to her heart."


"Hi, i'm Aisyah, and i'm NAUGHTY..."

Wootwoot!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 5



Lee Jia Zhe

Introduction:
Hoho, this is the FINAL Bachelor in this contest. Most of you might think this guy as annoying, irresponsible, an asshole, and so on, but actually he CAN be quite a charmer. At one point of his life, he WAS THE CUTEST thing the girls HAVE EVER SEEN. I mean, they go like, "OMG, comelnye that guy..." and so on. And yeah, when they knew him in the beginning, it was all smooth sailing, but, now... Um, he's becoming a man you can say. :)

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.2/10
Woohoo, this guy is on the border of cute and handsome... thus giving him a 1 in a 15 kind of look in a guy. He can attract with his "cuteness" factor, and make them stay his his "handsome" factor. Amazing early game ;)

Style: 9/10
Being a healthy weight, his body is not the skinny type, nor the build type, but just nice. People just love to hug him, because of his nice plump body. (hahaa, some men.) So, his choice of clothes are somewhat suitable for his body type, thus making him look great and amazing.

Attitude: 7/10
This is where he loses his ground. Man, he is just so annoying (at times) that maybe the girl just cant stand him. But he is only annoying to other men, thanks to his constant cursing and foul language. But, I believe he is quite the ladies man, we just dont know it.

Confidence: 5/10
Holy Crap. HE HAS THE LOWEST CONFIDENCE IN ALL OF THE BACHELORS HERE. He wont even talk to a girl, WHO IS ALONE! DAMN IT, thats like the easiest situation, A PRETTY LONE GIRL WHO IS BORED?! But, everyone has their own personal flaws right? And this just happen to be his. Its ok, we will see in the near future on how he does with the ladies. :D

Overall: 78%
Ah, this male lacks confidence which is his ONLY downfall, he is the MOST UNIQUE out of all the other Bachelors, able to attract and hold (hold, meaning keeping the girl there. Some guys just attract but then soon repel) with his looks, and WOW them with his style. If he works on his communication skills, he will be a great guy to hang out with, and an amazing date (for the girls)

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 4


(Ignore the Chick on the right)

Raisz Ramly

Introduction:
Underneath that always labeled "gay-face" lies a potential Bachelor ready to flatter the hearts of women around him. Unbelievable? "Air yang tenang jangan disangka tiada buaya." This man is actually hiding his true abilities, waiting for the right time to unleash his inner Bachelor-ness. That's why i call him, a "Time-Bomb" Bachelor. What the hell is that? Read on.

My Verdict:

Looks:7.8/10
Well, having a "unique" face like Raisz would help in attracting women and the fact that he grew from cute at one point, and now... uh, some people call it "gay-faced." But don't be fooled! Even with the "gay" face it STILL could be a chick magnet!

Style: 8/10
Usually sporty and on-the-go, his clothes are somewhat simple yet profound, not the omg-what-am-i-going-to-wear or the wtf-idontcare attitude but somewhere in between. And having the height, that makes him appear more athletic and dominant.

Attitude: 8/10
Possibly a mix of Hazeeq Muhaimien and Mukhzin Rashid, his attitude depends on who he is with, ever changing to suit the current moment. And being a Time-Bomb Bachelor like Kamal Suria and POSSIBLY Mukhzin Rashid, he holds his interest for women for the pursuit of his career, which only after he has completed his first task (his career) then only will he move on to the next. (Remember! This too can be attractive, I dont really understand why but it is to SOME women!)

Confidence: 7.5/10
Well, I have NEVER seen him ACTUALLY approach a woman before, but I know his hidden talents. Amazingly, i believe he can actually "get that girl" with his "unique" talents. But for this guy, we have to wait and see what REALLY happens in the near future. Don't underestimate him! His hidden potential might surprise you...

Overall: 78%
Oh, and average Bachelor, with everything in balance. Its not actually about the stats, its about skills. Of course stats help, but still... if you observe PROPERLY, MOST of the HOT girls get the AVERAGE guy! That's a fact! So please, fellow Bachelors, be VERY ALERT, he is like the assassin of this Bachelor Contest! He can "kill" you without you realizing he was EVER there.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 3



Mukhzin Rashid

Introduction:
A man with skills that can bind and hold, a super male that creates havoc to other males who are trying to make an attempt on the girl. You guys MUST be wondering, what is THIS guy doing here? Yes, there is a reason for that, Mukhzin is here not because of his looks, its because of what he is on the INSIDE. He dosen't have the killer looks like Kamal or the cuteness factor of Hazeeq, but what makes this guy such a THREAT to other men around him when it comes to getting that girl? Ah, the answer. It will be explained later.

My Verdict:

Looks:7/10
His early game is not that good, as his face drowns in the midst of other men around him, making it hard for him to attract women, but if he takes of his clothes... :)

Style: 6.8/10
Being an average joe, he doesn't like to show off what he has. Just keeping it cool and humble. Only starting from now, his game is getting better.

Attitude: 10/10
Yes, a PERFECT 10. He can melt ANY girls heart with the right timing and condition. An amazing communicator, he practically OWNS at this time of the game, making his foes rendered useless with his AMAZING talking skills. Easy to talk to, and very outgoing, now wonder the girls always want to talk to him when they have the chance.

Confidence: 9.5/10
Hell yeah, this guy fears no one but God and Cikgu Saiful (if he had ever done anything wrong in school) He practically can know ANY girl in a matter of minutes, only needing a little bit of information of the girl, then, PURE OWNAGE. :)

Overall: 83%
He is THE MAN... when he talks. First impressions does not work on this guy, the girl just wont be interested (sometimes) His game begins when the "Hello" has been said, and the conversation starts. His attitude covers his external (which is not THAT important if your attitude is like crap) therefore, making him a DEADLY BEAST to fear. Bachelors, I warn you! Watch out for this guy! He has THE BIGGEST PLAYER POTENTIAL OF THEM ALL!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 2



Kamal Suria

Introduction:
Oh, the amazing product of a great mix of jawa + indian + chinese + malay, a true blue malaysian to the core (with a bit of Indonesia) he is a man of unique characteristics. Usually, humans when they are mixed, they are "a little bit better" than others who are not THAT mixed. But all humans have pros and cons right? This male is just another example of a SUPER first impression, which leaves the girl stunned for like 1 second during the first sight. Kamal Suria has the "hotness" factor, a cousin to the "cuteness" and "adorable" factor, he is on the same level with the people in the Bollywood industry (well, a small fraction of them).

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.5/10
Woowee, the "hotness" factor kicks in like Chili Padi. The first sight burns the girls heart, and the only way to loose the "burn" effect is to talk to him. Weirdly, the females have this AMAZINGLY HUGE urge to go and talk to this male.

Style: 9/10
Kamal, a man who knows how to dress, when to dress, what to dress, this dude wears not to show of his curves but to "reshape" it. (Clothes gives an illusion, it can make you body look better, or worse. In this case, better.)

Attitude: 7/10
Ah man, this is already mid-game, (after the hello stage, the second or third time he meets with the girl) depending on how he sees the girl, it could be a success or a total FAILURE. If he sees her as a potential partner, then MAYBE. But if not, hahaa dream on girl.

Confidence: 5.5/10
So much for early game dominance, when it comes down to it, his confidence level is REALLY LOW. He wont talk to the girl. UNLESS he knows her SOMEHOW i.e classmates, schoolmates, sister's friend. Besides that, he is a very first impression kind of guy. He sees you wearing a singlet while going out, with short pants, straight away "slut" is given, and interest gone.

Overall: 78%
Wootwoot, he is the PINNACLE of EARLY GAME DOMINATION, his looks and style will BLOW YOU AWAY, but after that, when you know him closer, the feeling deteriorates. (If youve seen his gay side, it will deteriorate EVEN faster) All he needs to do, is sharpen his communication skills, and its all good. A bigger player potential than Hazeeq Muhaimien, but his fondness of love is not even close to 10%.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Allright, for this post and the next few that are coming your way, im gonna talk about the Most Eligible Bachelor in Bukit Jelutong. These men here are all single, so all you ladies who've always wanted a man by their side, these are the top tier men, that's why they are called the Most Eligible Bachelor. Allright, each man will be judged with EVERY SINGLE aspect that makes a womans heart flutter. Men, read up!


Bachelor No. 1


Hazeeq Muhaimien

Information:
Ah, a man of mixed specialty, he has grown from a fat cocoon to a noble contender in this Bachelor contest. He has a built in female attract system, thanks to the high pitched voice, something like Justin Bieber. Amazingly, this system ACTUALLY works on some women, thus calling him "cute", or "adorable". But, who cares about all this physical systems if the emotional systems are not as good? Luckily he is a good mix of both, having a good "akhlak" and a good external. Allways on the lookout for cute/hot/pretty women around him, he knows what he wants, and will always try to minimize the competition from bigger predators lurking around. Sadly, his bad sides are the fear of breaking into a group of girls, and wanting to know what to say.

My Verdict:

Looks: 8.5/10
Something young and cute, usually gets the girls to come, but not stay for long. But still, its a powerful chick magnet.

Style: 7.5/10
Trying to wear all those shirts that say "Muscle Fit" helps, but... theres a reason its called "Muscle Fit."

Attitude: 8/10
Having the laugh of a 10 year old boy, the smile of the century, and the will of the hunter (to hunt girls) plus with the built in "cuteness factor" his attitude is something to respect. Enjoyable to be around with, but usually has nothing to say. (unless you know him well)

Confidence: 6.8/10
Well, asking someone else to help introduce to you that girl aint gonna work ALL the time. Sometimes, YOU have to go THERE yourself, and talk to HER straight. Don't be shy! Just try to imagine you getting a PERFECT pick up, and youre all good. Be yourself. If she dosent like it, too bad for her.

Overall: 77%
Oh man, Hazeeq Muhaimien is a formidable foe indeed! (To other bachelors soon to come) His "awesomeness" mostly comes from first impressions, and the first impressions are the things that make or break him. If he gets it right the first time, he doesn't have to worry about the second. A potential player, but chooses to go to the more romantic side of love, he is possibly the Most Eligible Bachelor of BJ for the year 2009.

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