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The Stars at night sparkle in the twilight.

Now, I wanna say thank you to all my friends who have accepted me all this while, taking on my blue-ness even though it is sometimes unbearable. And I wanna say sorry, to all of you, who I have mistakenly hurt or annoy. Im Sorry.


Before I go to Alam Shah, Putrajaya, I wanna make a promise to all of you.
I, Ahmad Haziq bin Ahmad Azman, hereby promise;

To become a much better person than I was previously before I go to Alam Shah.
To train and have better "wings" and a better body.
To try my best in joining the rugby team of Alam Shah.
Try my best to not forget the people of Bukit Jelutong.
Try my best to to lose the love I have for the people of Bukit Jelutong.
Love you guys, may our paths cross someday, maybe on the field, maybe not.
Either way, terima kasih daun keladi, semoga kita berjumpa lagi. :D

Love,
Ahmad Haziq bin Ahmad Azman

And the winner is...



AH KEONG!
LEE JIA ZHE!
JIMMY!

*Sorry Raisz, your "unique" face did not wow the ladies as much as Ah Keong did.

Yes, even I cant believe he ACTUALLY WON, like I said, its all in the skills. :)
Congrats Ah Keong, you are The Most Eligible Bachelor for 2009.

Ok, now the rankings;

1. Lee Jia Zhe
2. Kamal Suria
3. Hazeeq Muhaimien
4. Raisz Ramly
5. Mukhzin Rashid

p/s Actually, Hazeeq and Raisz have the same amount of votes, but, I'll just put Hazeeq on top of Raisz, because of alphabetical order. Sorry Raisz ;)

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 5



Nurulliana Azmi

Introduction:
Oh, this lady is really the underdog in this competition. Lets see what we have here, tall, slim, slender, and white skin. Oh, what more can you ask for? Usually the quiet girl, hiding in the corner and minding her own business, she can actually be quite a lady. Her radiance comes from her giggles and smiles which comes fairly easy with the right quantity and quality of jokes. The reason her utmost attributes are not seen is mainly because she is mostly hidden from public and prefers to stay in her own circle. But I've seen through the circle and I will unravel her hidden potential as The Woman Of The Year.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10
Her white skin, slim and slender figure makes her on par with girls like Nurul Aisyah and Gwyneth Paltrow. This makes her attractive and HARD to approach at the same time.

Style: 8/10
The standard 3 Omega female clothes wear, like the picture above. This design is both somewhat casual and pure awesome, and Liana does look somewhat angelic in these kind of clothes. :)

Attitude: 9/10
Oh, she has the heart of gold, for not only being one of the nicest ladies around, (I have NEVER heard her curse, maybe she did, aha, shes an Omega, mesti pernah) she is also quite easy to talk to, and has the most primo laughs and giggles around.

Odour Control: 8/10
Again, I have never caught her smelling like crap, nor be stunned by her smell either. So, her smell is somewhat neutral and is quite subtle. I believe she DOES smell wonderful, only she dosen't want to attract attention.

Overall: 80%
Ah, the most balanced out of all the ladies, she is actually quite nice and sweet once you get to know her. Her only downside is that she is VERYY SHY, so if a man wants to approach her, he better have the right skills and mastery to take her on. All you men out there who has a thing for her, I bid you good luck. May God be with you.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 4



Izza Atirah

Introduction:
Ah, men have been blinded by her megawatt smile and stunning personality that is sometimes random but unique nonetheless. Maybe this is what attracts some men to her presence. Different from most girls her age, (she's 13 ya'll) she is what you say a wolf in sheep's clothing. "Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness." That's what it means, but is it for real? One look at this particular girl, gives me a weird assumption on HOW such a girl could bring men to their knees. Well, lets dig deeper shall we?

My Verdict:

Looks: 7.7/10
She's like a cross of Minnie Mouse and a chinese sister. She has this astounding look, that grows even "hotter" or "beautiful" with every time you see her. Surely, no wonder when people see her for the first time, they want to see her again, and again, and again, until ultimately they fall for her. :)

Style: 8/10
Oh, I have NEVER seen her go out before, but I believe usually the way women dress are somewhat related to how their friends dress. And Izza is no different. I believe she is a cross between Nalissa Suria (Kamal Suria's sister) and a normal 3 Omega Girl. Yeah, like that.

Attitude: 9/10
Woo, most people relate her to "sweet" and "nice." Yeah, because of her attitude is what make her seem more attractive. Her looks and attitude have this great chemistry, resulting in a more chic and ravishing Izza Atirah.

Odour Control: 8.2/10
Well, her scent is still foreign to me, I dont really know her scent that well, but seeing as people tend to get closer to her MUST mean something right? IF she had the smell of a cow (when its crapping, or a cow itself) of course no one would stand near her. BUT, all the males flock to her like girls seeing a 70% discount at Topshop/Zarra, it MUST mean she smells THAT good.

Overall: 82%
Her main attribute comes from her skill that makes men who see her for the first time want to see her again, and again, and again, with her getting "prettier" every time. If she can capture the man at the start, then all she has to do is just captivate him with her communication skills. She is truly a pure "male-killer".



"Watch out, her horny face could mean instant death to guys!"

Teehee! xD!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 3



Elora Ismade

Introduction:
There's no one feistier than this girl right here. She looks like a horny gal, but actually knows how to take care of herself. (Im not saying shes actually horny, but... well, we dont know do we? x) While not REALLY having the height, (even though she dreams to be something like Giselle Bundchen) but she can still amaze us men with her constant way of "bahankan" orang. Another AMAZING skill of hers, is her ability to change into her "womanly" form and "ganas" form with ease, which makes her easily fit in into society. An amazing girl indeed, but we will see how she performs ;)

My Verdict:

Looks: 8/10
Well, she actually looks "hot" at times, "cute" at times, and maybe just plain normal, depending on when the person sees her. If the first time, usually its "hot" or "cute". But when you get to know her, and see her "ganas" side, it changes. DRAMATICALLY.

Style: 8.5/10
A fan of tight clothes and cute dresses from shops like Topshop, bags from Prada and Gucci, and shoes from Kenneth Cole . She can dress and TRY to look as good as possible all the time. She WILL NEVER BE SEEN walking around with simple clothes. It MUST be like tight pants and shirt or a dress.

Attitude:7/10
Hahaa, like I said, her attitude can change like the 4 seasons. Lucky for us, she only has 2 "seasons." She can turn really sweet at one point, and then, "menggelikan" at another time. She is really hard to read.

Odour Control: 8.2/10
Well, I have never caught her smelling like crap before, maybe a bit smelly before because of running around either EVADING Amir Danial's slap, or GOING AFTER Amir Danial, for a slap. She usually has this nice perfume on, so she really has a GREAT odour control.

Overall: 79%
Oh, she is at best when you first meet her, when you dont know her "ganas" side. If you so happen to know her "sweet" side, keep it that way. Please, if she gets into her other form, your perception of her will change, DRAMATICALLY. Keep to her SWEET SIDE.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

The Woman Of The Year Candidate 2



Amirah Fazira

Introduction:
The "mother" of 3 Omega, she has grown from a stuck-up-lone-she-wolf of standard 6, to a seemingly poplar gal around town. Able to slow down men with her "sweetness" and dazzling smile + laugh, she is the underdog of this contest. Her charm comes from her ability of sweetness, a second cousin of "hotness" and a third cousin of "sexiness." Practically the same height as Nurul Aisyah, she also possesses the lure of long legs (ooh la la) and long hair (walao) Even though she is an underdog in this contest, she might surprise us with her charm and intellect.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10
What can i say? Daddy's little girl is all grown up. From a... well, um... how do i put this, ahah!
From a bookworm, she morphed into a pretty butterfly. While not able to stun like Aisyah, she is able to SLOW DOWN men, a very incredible gift if you ask me.

Style: 8/10
Legs, check.
Height, check.
Cardigan, check.
Oh, she knows HOW to dress. Men will stare from top to bottom. Women will be wishing they had that shoe/dress/cardigan.

Attitude: 10/10
Ahh yeah. Her "motherly" nature plays A VERY BIG PART in this. Able to create this weird effect on certain men, wanting them to protect her from danger, plus with her SUPER communication skills, she is a force to be reckoned with. This is where she practically PWNS.

Odour Control: 8/10
Constantly having this sweet smell that adds up to her sweetness, she is like the ultimate sweet of sweets. Oh man, some people might just actually follow her. :)

Overall: 83%
Well, Amirah's super factor, is actually her "sweetness" aura. Not so much of her "hotness" or "sexiness" its more to her ability to captivate men AND create this subliminal brainwash that makes them wanna protect her. So, all she needs is just to pull that dude and get him to talk to her, and "its all over for him". Unless if he's gay, it wont work.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Alright, during the guys' contest, quite a number of people were asking me on doing one form of contest SPECIALLY for the girls. Amazingly, it was actually a GREAT idea, and so, from now and a few more coming your way, I will be talking about the LADIES for a change. To all you men out there, these are THE TOP TIER LADIES, I mean, they have it all... physically and mentally. They will make you stop for 1 second just to get a short glimpse of them. Men, enjoy. :)


Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 1


Nurul Aisyah Bt. Ahmanul

Introduction:
Ahhh, hahaa, the "sweetheart" of 3 Omega, a woman of class and style, she captivates the hearts of men as easy as fooling Kamal into thinking we were watching Pandorum. All grown up from a cute, innocent girl, to now a stunning, "holy shit, who is that!?" girl. Having the height of normal male in 3 Omega, an athletic body, white skin, and long legs (ooh la la), no wonder she is nominated as one of the candidates for The Woman Of The Year. But remember, its not JUST the physical that matters, its what in the inside that matters as well.

My Verdict:

Looks: 9/10
Ah man, the looks of like, "Perempuan Melayu Terakhir" she makes men melt at the sight of her. Almost like a counterpart of Kamal Suria, whom she makes men VERY EAGERLY want to talk to her. And thus, the "hotness" factor kicks in. Plus she looks like Cameron Diaz... at times.

Style: 8.8/10
Nice legs, Dais Dukes makes a man go (wootwoot)
Tight jeans, Double D's makes a man go (wootwoot)
*Diambil dan diubahsuai daripada lirik Startstrukk - 3oh!3
She has all the above, EXCEPT DOUBLE D (HHAHAHA)

Attitude: 8/10
An amazing woman I can say, she can take all the blue stuff men throw at her unlike some other women who at the first word or half sentence, "dic..." they go away. This makes her acceptable in the male society, and thats why the men all CRAVE for her. ;)

Odour Control: 7/10
Being an athlete does have its price. Her smell is more to like the Body Shop kind, different, unlike other women who go to Calvin Klein, Estee Lauder, and Ralph Lauren. But of course, she has her bad smell days SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY, but she does. :P

Overall: 82%
Hoho, the "hotness" factor plays a BIG part in this ladies repertoire. She has a superb early game, able to make men actually WANT to talk to her and flirt with her, of course with most ending in vain. She is a hard-to-get kind of girl, like what Inspector Clousseu said;

"A women's heart is like an artichoke, you have to work hard, so that you can get to her heart."


"Hi, i'm Aisyah, and i'm NAUGHTY..."

Wootwoot!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

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