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Bachelor No. 3



Mukhzin Rashid

Introduction:
A man with skills that can bind and hold, a super male that creates havoc to other males who are trying to make an attempt on the girl. You guys MUST be wondering, what is THIS guy doing here? Yes, there is a reason for that, Mukhzin is here not because of his looks, its because of what he is on the INSIDE. He dosen't have the killer looks like Kamal or the cuteness factor of Hazeeq, but what makes this guy such a THREAT to other men around him when it comes to getting that girl? Ah, the answer. It will be explained later.

My Verdict:

Looks:7/10
His early game is not that good, as his face drowns in the midst of other men around him, making it hard for him to attract women, but if he takes of his clothes... :)

Style: 6.8/10
Being an average joe, he doesn't like to show off what he has. Just keeping it cool and humble. Only starting from now, his game is getting better.

Attitude: 10/10
Yes, a PERFECT 10. He can melt ANY girls heart with the right timing and condition. An amazing communicator, he practically OWNS at this time of the game, making his foes rendered useless with his AMAZING talking skills. Easy to talk to, and very outgoing, now wonder the girls always want to talk to him when they have the chance.

Confidence: 9.5/10
Hell yeah, this guy fears no one but God and Cikgu Saiful (if he had ever done anything wrong in school) He practically can know ANY girl in a matter of minutes, only needing a little bit of information of the girl, then, PURE OWNAGE. :)

Overall: 83%
He is THE MAN... when he talks. First impressions does not work on this guy, the girl just wont be interested (sometimes) His game begins when the "Hello" has been said, and the conversation starts. His attitude covers his external (which is not THAT important if your attitude is like crap) therefore, making him a DEADLY BEAST to fear. Bachelors, I warn you! Watch out for this guy! He has THE BIGGEST PLAYER POTENTIAL OF THEM ALL!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 2



Kamal Suria

Introduction:
Oh, the amazing product of a great mix of jawa + indian + chinese + malay, a true blue malaysian to the core (with a bit of Indonesia) he is a man of unique characteristics. Usually, humans when they are mixed, they are "a little bit better" than others who are not THAT mixed. But all humans have pros and cons right? This male is just another example of a SUPER first impression, which leaves the girl stunned for like 1 second during the first sight. Kamal Suria has the "hotness" factor, a cousin to the "cuteness" and "adorable" factor, he is on the same level with the people in the Bollywood industry (well, a small fraction of them).

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.5/10
Woowee, the "hotness" factor kicks in like Chili Padi. The first sight burns the girls heart, and the only way to loose the "burn" effect is to talk to him. Weirdly, the females have this AMAZINGLY HUGE urge to go and talk to this male.

Style: 9/10
Kamal, a man who knows how to dress, when to dress, what to dress, this dude wears not to show of his curves but to "reshape" it. (Clothes gives an illusion, it can make you body look better, or worse. In this case, better.)

Attitude: 7/10
Ah man, this is already mid-game, (after the hello stage, the second or third time he meets with the girl) depending on how he sees the girl, it could be a success or a total FAILURE. If he sees her as a potential partner, then MAYBE. But if not, hahaa dream on girl.

Confidence: 5.5/10
So much for early game dominance, when it comes down to it, his confidence level is REALLY LOW. He wont talk to the girl. UNLESS he knows her SOMEHOW i.e classmates, schoolmates, sister's friend. Besides that, he is a very first impression kind of guy. He sees you wearing a singlet while going out, with short pants, straight away "slut" is given, and interest gone.

Overall: 78%
Wootwoot, he is the PINNACLE of EARLY GAME DOMINATION, his looks and style will BLOW YOU AWAY, but after that, when you know him closer, the feeling deteriorates. (If youve seen his gay side, it will deteriorate EVEN faster) All he needs to do, is sharpen his communication skills, and its all good. A bigger player potential than Hazeeq Muhaimien, but his fondness of love is not even close to 10%.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Allright, for this post and the next few that are coming your way, im gonna talk about the Most Eligible Bachelor in Bukit Jelutong. These men here are all single, so all you ladies who've always wanted a man by their side, these are the top tier men, that's why they are called the Most Eligible Bachelor. Allright, each man will be judged with EVERY SINGLE aspect that makes a womans heart flutter. Men, read up!


Bachelor No. 1


Hazeeq Muhaimien

Information:
Ah, a man of mixed specialty, he has grown from a fat cocoon to a noble contender in this Bachelor contest. He has a built in female attract system, thanks to the high pitched voice, something like Justin Bieber. Amazingly, this system ACTUALLY works on some women, thus calling him "cute", or "adorable". But, who cares about all this physical systems if the emotional systems are not as good? Luckily he is a good mix of both, having a good "akhlak" and a good external. Allways on the lookout for cute/hot/pretty women around him, he knows what he wants, and will always try to minimize the competition from bigger predators lurking around. Sadly, his bad sides are the fear of breaking into a group of girls, and wanting to know what to say.

My Verdict:

Looks: 8.5/10
Something young and cute, usually gets the girls to come, but not stay for long. But still, its a powerful chick magnet.

Style: 7.5/10
Trying to wear all those shirts that say "Muscle Fit" helps, but... theres a reason its called "Muscle Fit."

Attitude: 8/10
Having the laugh of a 10 year old boy, the smile of the century, and the will of the hunter (to hunt girls) plus with the built in "cuteness factor" his attitude is something to respect. Enjoyable to be around with, but usually has nothing to say. (unless you know him well)

Confidence: 6.8/10
Well, asking someone else to help introduce to you that girl aint gonna work ALL the time. Sometimes, YOU have to go THERE yourself, and talk to HER straight. Don't be shy! Just try to imagine you getting a PERFECT pick up, and youre all good. Be yourself. If she dosent like it, too bad for her.

Overall: 77%
Oh man, Hazeeq Muhaimien is a formidable foe indeed! (To other bachelors soon to come) His "awesomeness" mostly comes from first impressions, and the first impressions are the things that make or break him. If he gets it right the first time, he doesn't have to worry about the second. A potential player, but chooses to go to the more romantic side of love, he is possibly the Most Eligible Bachelor of BJ for the year 2009.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make an open invitation, to all of you readers, to try (if you want to) and get what people call, the "beach body." This takes hard work and determination, because sculpting your body isnt the same as sculpting your seni-thing-whatever-the-**** la. It IS VERY HARD. AND PAINFUL. But it pays off. Here are some pics on what i am trying to say;

(Note; This is for men)


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Hell yeah, THAT is what im talking about! That is what im dreaming to achieve, and hopefully i'll get it one day. ITS SOO AMAZING! :P
And ladies, you can try too. But, yours is a different type, but AMAZING nonetheless. :)


:O
OMG hahaa :)
Lets all work for these kind of bodies, i know deep inside, you want to have it too ;D
(ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, IM NOT FORCING YOU)

~Kelpo~



Yeah, this post is especially for my friends and people i haven't seen in such a while. I feel so bored at home, i wanna go out, enjoy the sun in my face, my friends by my side, laughter in the air. You know, things we did BEFORE PMR. But, PMR is half good and half bad. The good thing is we dont REALLY HAVE to study for Form 4, but if you want to, yeah i wont stop you. And the bad thing is well, this. The "I miss my friends" part.

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I feel so sad like that guy up there. I feel chained to my house confined in it cause i cant REALLY go out. But, what can I do. Responsibility is still responsibility. So, i just have to suck it up and wait till next year, where there is a 50-50 chance i'll either be in any SBP school or SMK Seksyen 9. But, low possibility SMKBJ. Somehow i feel like i dont want to leave that school, i dont know why. Maybe its just that the place has so many sweet memories and great events. And the people here are all so amazing. :)

I can only pray because whatever that comes, that is the best for me.

~Kelpo~


This game is the BOMB. Hahaa, who would've thought? A game like that would be SO FUN! This evening, around 4.30 pm, Aqil invited me to join him and the school rugby team for a light training. I came early and Aqil was teaching me all the basics of rugby, like fumble, tackle and what not. (I CAN FINALLY GORE SOMEONE!!) There were 8 people including me, there were;

Amir Haris
Sharif
Hafiz
Ikhwan
Mukhsin
Me
Shahmie (3 Eps)
Alon (Taylor's College dude)

Yeah, thats very little compared to a true blue rugby team, but thats because most of the rugby dudes are form 5's and they are busy with SPM, so only we came. The training was fun, i actually kicked Ikhwan in the balls. Hahaa, it wasn't done on purpose, he lifted me, you know, at this time;


Yeah like that, but my leg TERkick his balls :) Sry Ikhwan. :P
And now, after the training, my body is aching like -_____________-
Damn it! Its soooo annoying, because the pain is like something unpleasant sticking on your body and dosent want to get off.
Hopefully, tomorrow my body will be better :)
Oh yeah, to the ppl listed above, if you so happen to read this by any chance, im sorry if i cant join the team. :'(

~Kelpo~

Friends?

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Most teenagers are having problems with this; Friends.

It is THE BIGGEST problem any teenagers can face. And I understand that VERY MUCH. We hang out with people who actually care but they dont? And you laugh with people and they say your annoying? And you share a little bit TOO much, they call you names? And you ask them to do good, you get ridiculed? Sad, but that is the absolute fact. But the biggest thing is, the guy/girl that was always there or who always helped around do not get a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING credit. So, I stand for ALL the people who took the SHIT from their so-called-friends, and say that WE are WAYY better than YOU. Yeah, its like a FUCKING bad investment, that made you waste your time and energy, just so that it can go to smoke. The sad thing is, some of us DONT EVEN REALIZE that we are being used or wtv. We just go with the flow and end up getting FUCKING hurt. What can we do? I know what, leave those ASSHOLES alone and find your TRUE friends. Those who ask you, "Why didn't you come on Monday?", "Hey, im doing something this evening, why dont you join us?", "Are you ok? Man, you look hurt." These guys are the people who actually CARE but we just ignore them because we are so busy with our so-called friends. Then if we get backstabbed by our "new" friends? Who are you going to lean back on? If your old friends have forgotten you, then? You have NO ONE when the DAMAGE has been done. You will feel lonely and sad, and regretting everything you did because you were such a BITCH. But, haha, what do you care right? In like two days you can find another sore loser and use him/her. That's the life you wanna live so be it. I chose a life MUCH better than that. I prefer to have people there to support me and root me on when I fall, that's why I wanna be with my true friends, those who have taken my shit ALL THESE YEARS and stood by me, even when I was down, and even when I was an asshole. They remained with me, not forcefully but willingly. They are my homies, my friends.
No, much more than that.
They are my Sahabat;

























Hahaa, yes they are the unsung heroes. These people helped me through SHIT and FUCK.

"I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way."
- Edgar A. Guest

~Kelpo~

Pain. Sorrow. Sadness. What is it?

Well, Pain for a start is the feeling felt by a person. Usually, pain is not that pleasant, but some people do LIKE it. But wait, that is PHYSICAL pain, what about EMOTIONAL pain? Oh, these can stretch from things like;

Being forgotten,
Mocked at,
and so on.

Well, what pain means in a different context is, "Pain indicates that the person feeling pain do something so that the pain does not continue". Confusing? Yeah, kinda. Example;

We touch a hot kettle, we don't leave our hand there, we quickly pull our hand back after feeling the start of the heat. We feel pain, but don't wait for it to intensify. So we pull our hand, and the pain ends.

But that is physical pain, for emotional pain,

When someone keeps mocking you about your house/girlfriend/boyfriend or totally forgets about you, then you MIGHT feel a SLIGHT pain in your heart. So, what do you do? If its the dude mocking you, you will either;

1. Go away, and STAY away.
2. Kick his @ss.

But come on, emotional pain is not as easily handled as PHYSICAL pain. Its like eating tabasco + wasabi. The pain at the start hurts like crap, (thank you wasabi) and then it lingers (thank you tabasco) So you will feel pain at the beginning and then it stays. Usually for quite some time. Usually people want to know, HOW TO END THIS PAIN? Well, its very simple actually. I've gone through a few "pains" my self. Its not THAT great. But I know how to counter it. Here are a few things that I do. (I DO ALL THESE STUFF, IT MIGHT NOT WORK FOR YOU)

1. DOTA my heart out. And smack the other team to bits.
2. Go out and exercise.
3. Stay away from the person who hurt you.
4. "Layan" tecktonik music.
5. Get around your friends.
6. Laugh more. Smile more.
7. EAT A LOT.

Well, these are just SOME of it. There are more things, but I don't think its ok for me to write it here. So, in a nutshell, pain is good. Its makes you aware of things. And make you more alert and cautious. Plus, it helps you a lot. So, listen to your heart. It REALLY HELPS.

~Kelpo~

Ok, so now after my PMR im kinda blur on what to do next, yeah, besides DOTA, DOTA, and more DOTA, all I do is DOTA.



Well, im not as stressed as that dude over there, but still, im just jammed on what to do now. DOTA is kinda boring allready, playing 5v5 and winning 59-0-0 is getting kinda normal for me. Of course that against AI bots, but still. DAMN IT! I just dont know what to do now! Well, all i can do now i guess is just wait until the final exams are finished then PS2 can reign once again :)
I can FINALLY PLAY PS2 after my little bro's exam. DAMN. But kesabaran itu sebahagian daripada iman. Yeah.

Oh yeah, speaking of that, yesterday i watched a movie about an ustat who came to a village trying to correct the people, ended up HIM being the person who is most "rosak" hahaa, it was kinda sad though, cause the ustat was blinded and was "hasuted" by an evil man, who was supposedly like jin or somin. :O

Yeah, maybe i'll post again soon.
And if you like have nothing to do (like me) lets do somin, together.
Jogging ke, keluar ke?
WTV la, asalkan not at home.
Pls, SAVE ME! :O

~Kelpo~

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