Dancing Cows :D

The Stars at night sparkle in the twilight.

Today, i had an open house at my house (ya la, where else?) around 11-3pm. It was great to some, and hopefully boring to none. Here are some pics on what happened today;



This was about 12 o'clock or so.

Then, we challenged Kamal into eating pizza with Tabasco on it, well, lots of Tabasco ;D


That was his reaction :D


The reunion, well sorta, there was NISHA EMIRA, well, she's still as tall as ever. In this pic I look as tall as her, but dont be fooled. She's TALL. Hahaa :D


Eza and Syamil :D


The family reunion, from left Ain, Me (Kelpo), Asya, and Syafinaz. :)

After a while, we challenged each other AGAIN and ended up eating Sushi, with LOTS of WASABI and LOTS of Tabasco. The result?



Hahaa, yeah, it was BAD. Theeban, the tallest dude in the school (?) also came, and he looks like this;


Freakin' tall eh? Yeah tell me about it. Next, around 1.00pm like so;


Yeah, SO MANY PEOPLE.


The 2 Epsilonese dudes :D


From left, Ain, Puteri Eliani Fikri, Syafinaz (shes the one hiding) and Asya.


I asked a MAT SALLEH to come to my open house! His name is Danielle Remy. Hahaa, he's french. :)


Who would've thought, they would pakat to wear the SAME coloured shirt?


Me, STARTING to dance. :)


Ah, the girls. :D


From left, Kamal, me, and Jabbar. Dancing to Sugar, Flo Rida. :D


Amirah Fazira, SHE ACTUALLY CAME! We were screaming when she did. Hahaa! ;D

And thats basically it. This time, I dont have a picture of the food. You can ask around about that :)
One more time, I would like to thank all of you who made my "bash" a success this year, and im sorry kalau ada apa-apa kekurangan, like the water you guys keep asking me about, and the pizza problem, and boredom problem. Im DEEPLY SORRY. Hopefully, next year's one, would be EVEN BIGGER, EVEN BETTER, and THE BEST. (Insyallah kalau ada)

Thank you, and Im sorry. :(

No.9 - Your Career Will Benefit

When a guy is climbing the corporate ladder, he can’t think twice about staying late at the office or hitting the strip club with the boss. Girlfriends demand quality time -- as they should -- but you won’t be able to give it to her if you want that corner office. If you ever hear that the guy in the next cubicle just got engaged, congratulations to you. You’re going to crush that poor sap while he’s out shopping for place cards.

No.8 - You Never Need To Make Plans For Two

Happiness means never having to ask permission. The benefits of having a significant other -- the nurturing and sharing and all that other crap -- all go out the window as soon as your buddy asks you to go to Las Vegas and you realize you need to check with your girlfriend first. It’s not just the big trips, but the small ones that rankle most. Want to grab a quick bite or a dozen beers on a whim? Not so fast; she might have something else planned for you already. And it’s unlikely to include lap dances.

No.7 - You'll Be Healthier

The first thing a guy does upon locking down a girlfriend or tying the knot is let himself go. There’s no need to eat right or exercise if you’re not chasing tail. Once you sit down on the couch to watch a Hugh Grant movie with your significant other, you aren’t getting up -- ever. Single guys keep themselves in peak physical condition in order to attract female attention. Hell, I’m prepared to run a marathon on the off chance I could get laid at the end.

No.6 - Weddings Are More Fun

Marriage is a celebration of love, commitment and the opportunity to nail lonely women. I like the little program you get when you arrive for the ceremony. I immediately look for the list of bridesmaids. For single guys, this is our first taste of the menu for the evening. The marriage of a man and woman who love each other often leads to premarital sex between a man and woman who barely know each other.

No.5 - You Can Enjoy Your Personal Space

It is glorious. If you’re an absolute slob, then I guess there’s some benefit to living with your girlfriend. But if you can maintain some modicum of cleanliness, you will be ever thankful you’re single, live alone and can go to the bathroom with the door open.

No.4 - You'll Save Money

Bachelors spend a lot of money on women for sure: on taking them out, on buying them the occasional gift and especially on buying enough drinks for ourselves to work up the courage to talk to them in the first place. But no one spends more than a married guy. Redoing the living room, taking trips to Ft. Lauderdale to visit her family and (gasp!) even having a kid -- these are all big-ticket items I never touch. I may have commitment problems, but at least I’m earning interest on them.

No.3 - You Can Watch Whatever You Want

When my DVR doesn’t record a program, I know exactly whose fault it is. It's mine, since I’m the only one who ever touches the thing. Never underestimate the power of wielding complete control over the remote. If I want to switch every 15 seconds between SportsCenter, UFC and another previously recorded episode of SportsCenter, there’s no one to stop me. True bliss is not getting dirty looks from your girlfriend just because you want to watch a Megan Fox movie on mute.

No.2 - You Can Spend More Time With Your Friends

Guys who are about to get married are very fond of telling their boys that “nothing is going to change; we’re still gonna hang out.” Trust me, everything changes. When guys get out of a relationship or get divorced, the first thing they do is get the old band back together. That’s because guys need quality time with their friends. It keeps us sane and they get us "drunk". For bachelors, every night is a guy's night out.

No.1 - You Learn What You Need From A Relationship

Being single offers one final advantage that doesn’t get talked about much. Couples deny it and single people themselves rarely realize it. But the fact is, being alone is an incredible opportunity to learn about yourself. In fact, I posit that the longer you’re single before getting married, the better off you’ll be, because only single people truly know what makes them happy. Unless you’ve spent years drinking your inhibitions away, putting yourself out there, experiencing the thrill of one-night stands, and coping with the agony of rejection, how can you really know yourself? Playing the field is merely doing due diligence while having a blast to boot. More importantly, what fun is married life if you don’t have any high jinks to reminisce about? Waking up next to your wife every morning must be twice as reassuring after you’ve spent 10 years waking up next to chicks you have had to introduce yourself to.

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Saturday,

11.00 am - 3.00 pm,
No. 26, Jalan Kubah, U8/64 Bukit Jelutong, Shah Alam,
Food like last year i.e,
Pizza and so on (i dont wanna spoil xD)
Please confirm with me
or
Just simply come on that day.

Hope for you to come :D



That day, was the day i realized how stupid i was not listening to my friends who were telling me the truth all the time. Like I said, girls have this pukau-i-dont-know-what-the-hell skill that can leave a man blinded from the truth. I call these kind of ladies, the lady in red. You might have heard it before, but do you know what it is? The lady in red, well, to make it simple for you, just watch this vid, (i have the whole series, and if you want to watch it, please tell me, and i can give you everything)



So, basically, thats it. I want to tell all my dearest MALE friends, to watch out and be extra careful just in case
the person you are seeing is actually a "lady in red." Good luck, and please watch out for one another,
just as my friends did for me.

~Kelpo~

This day has to be one of THE GAYEST days of my life. We played bowling this morning, and amazingly i got better the longer the game progresses. Well, im not going to brag, because im like a small fish in the small sea, where there other fishes BIGGER than me. Damn, our team;


(From left, Ezarin, Aisyah, Hannim, Kelpo)

Even though we were on the losing side, we were happy because our intention of playing here was not to win, but to PLAY. But that was only the BEGINNING of the gay day. The gay session started in the evening, where me, Kamal, Nafis, Armand, and Syamim played PS2 like budak jakun. :D
We played two games, D.O.N (Dragon Ball, One Piece, Naruto), and WWE Smackdown Vs. Raw. OMG we played these games as if we have NEVER touched a PS2 in our lives! I love using this character, Chopper;


Cause he is kinda cute, and he is very small but packs a powerful punch. And then, the main event, we played WWE. This game was actually not that crazy, but with the addition of a multitap, and a character named, "Bitch" (HAHAHAHAHA) we were laughing our asses off. It was SO stupid, (you have to see her/him by yourself to believe me) she/he was SO DISGUSTING, even Kamal's sis was laughing her ass off too. Overall today, it was GAY to the MAXIMUM, and i hope there is another day like this. :D

~Kelpo~

Now, I would like to talk about the small things that we miss, that is actually important.

Ok, what are these small things? They could range from a call from your bf/gf, remembering your gf/bf birthday, or "usaha yang dibuat tapi tidak dilihat oleh orang."

Very little people want to become the good guy nowadays. They choose to be the baddie, maybe because, you know, attention purposes, popularity, or anything in between. There is a reason for this, and i believe its the surrounding that plays the BIGGEST role in our lives. Our surrounding? Yes, what you watch on TV, what you see in commercials, and where you live with the people you live. These things effect you in ways you will not notice. Thats why they are called "subliminal". When you see, in TV, people, mostly the bad guys, who are rich, gets all the girls, own basically everything, you receive a "subliminal message." You will feel the desire to be something like that, only maybe some people in a good way. Don't believe me? What do you think when I say;

"What do you think of Arab People?"

Does this come to your mind?


Or this?


Im guessing the first pic. Because ALL of our media is playing things, that force us to think like that. Thats why it is called, once again, "Subliminal"

That maybe causes us to think in a very, like the malay people say it, "Bagai katak bawah tempurung." That too is affecting us in our very lives. Humans, when too much is given to them, they feel arrogant, and think they are the best there is, and nothing else is important. They constantly forget that there is a certain power which is ALLWAYS greater. Now, why dont we lose this very bad attitude and start to realize everything that is important to us. Mostly, the small things.

For a start, your parents. They do SO MUCH for you, and when they ask you to do something, you go," Ahh, im SOOO lazy dad/mom, ask someone else lah!" Wow, plain rude. They are the first place to start by appreciating EVERY SINGLE thing they do for you. Even if its just passing you the ketchup sauce. Next, your friends. I bet some of them are basically the NICEST PEOPLE YOU'VE EVER MET IN YOUR LIFE. But, what do you do to thank them or appreciate them? You remember all those guys/girls who were mean to you, who you had fun with, but what about the guy/girl who was there for you when you needed her/him? FORGOTTEN. TOTALLY. Its sad really, but what can we do?

For a world built for the Dajjal, no wonder darkness is overcoming light nowadays. Anything bad, lets say, going to the club, getting drunk, having 5 playmates, are all PROMOTED and SEEN AS A GOOD THING. The good? You ask people to pray, help someone, or love one another, and you will be RIDICULED. That is the truth. Just look around you, try opening Hitz.tv channel 705, and you might see all those people, dancing around like they're on drugs or something, and they actually PROMOTE the club. What do you think the people would react to that? "OMG, the club looks so fun. I wanna go to!" To some, these might seem small, but they have a BIG EFFECT on us. So, i beg you people who are reading this post, try mirroring yourself, and see. All those people who look to you as someone amazing, but we forget them. All those things like picking up the trash and throwing it away, even that counts as a small thing, but contribute to the big thing, making your environment cleaner. So, look at the small things that make big things matter. It would help you in ways you would NEVER expect.

~Kelpo~

Humans, they REALLY ARE complex organisms, just like what the Form 3 Science book says. Its amazing, the things they are capable of doing, and the effect they create as well. But why are they SOO complex? Well, their complexity equals their capability. Yes, they are VERRY capable of doing things that can shock and amaze. But im not here to talk about what they can do physically, im here to talk about what they can do EMOTIONALLY to one another.


Now, emotions. What are they? It ranges from Love, Hate, Detest, Anger, Missing someone, Sad and what not. These things effect what we do in or daily lives. But all these, let me repeat, ALL THESE have an outstanding changing effect on us. Love; it can somehow change a person, depending how the person sees love, either as a good thing; like when they say, "Oh, Love is amazing" or, "Love? It dosent exist". And so goes for the other emotions. Sadly, we cant control it. (If we can, haha, i guess everyone would choose happiness, obvious duh!) It comes, it goes. But the thing i dont really understand about humans, is HOW MUCH THEY SUCCUMB TO THEIR EMOTIONS.

They can easily get hurt, just by words! Imagine, like the proverb "Actions speak louder than words?", if we use actions to hurt someone emotionally, then the effect would be staggering. I mean, its like an emotional holocaust. Plus, if the guy/girl, is our dearest friend/lover/best friend/wife/hubby/wtv, no words can explain the pain they receive. But usually, word pain only lasts for a while. They get hurt, then they just forget about it. But do they? Men do, i guess. But girls, they do not. Wow, my mom can remember something i said, (that did not hurt her) like 2 weeks back. Crazy, i mean, i TOTALLY forgot about what i said! Men, you can ask them, What did you wear yesterday? They dont even know. Ladies? 50/50 chance they can tell you.

Besides that, humans can get haunted by something that isnt really such a big deal. But made big, thank you emotions. You know Taylor Swift's songs? Teardrops, You belong wif me, yeah. They all talk about, "Look at me, I love you, notice me!" I mean what the hell? Just be yourself and talk to the guy la! If you are talking to him? Then be yourself! Not working? Give him signals that your interested la! STILL NOT WORKING? He's not interested. Leave him alone. Seee? SO BLOODY EASY. But people dont understand. They want something so badly, they change so that they can adapt to the situation to get the guy/girl. Resulting in losing something. Yes, you change, something gets lost on the way. It could be anything. But usually, for me, knowing humans, they dont realize they have that something, until they lose it, then the feel of regret, pain and sorrow starts filling their head. Only then they know, but are too late.

Ok, to summarize, i just wanna say,

As life goes on Im starting to learn more and more about responsibility,
I realize everything I do is affecting the people around me,
So I want to take this time out and apologize for things I have done,
And things that have not occurred yet,
And the things they dont want to take responsibility for.

So, be thankful with what you have. Rezeki tuhan apa yang dia bagi, itulah yang sebaik-baiknye untuk kita. :D
Last and foremost,

I wanna make a shout out;

Im sorry, to all my friends, whom I might have not talked to in a long time, to all my friends, whom I might have ignored without me knowing, and to the people that I love, that cared for me, and loved me for who I am, not who I might become, or who I once was.

Amirah Fazira, if you are reading this, I wanna let you know, if I had EVER hurt you, im really sorry. Yes, we all Love you, and thats why we dont like to see you hurt, or sad. In any way at all. Would you find some courage in your heart to forgive me and give me a second chance? :)

Give this monkey a chance will you? ;D


p/s Happy Birthday :D

~Kelpo~

For this post, I would like to talk about my map, Darkness Vs. Light V1.04. This is a gamers post, so you people who dont really fancy games, i suggest you dont continue. Like i said, men+games = female boredom. :)

OK, moving on. My map can be gotten here, http://www.epicwar.com/maps/113427/

Darkness Vs. Light V1.04

This map was created by me and my brothers, with inspiration from a certain game that has been long gone. Darkness Vs. Light is a map for warcraft 3 frozen throne. I would like to explain to people out there on how this game works and what are the mechanics of this game.

Ok, basically this map has 4 races, Human, Night Elf, Orc, and Undead. Its dosent matter which one you take cause you'll still be in the same group i.e Humans & Night Elf = Light, Orc & Undead = Dark. Ok, here we go.


You first pick a hero, like I did here, (I chose Human ok?)

The Beginning

After that, you wil summon at your respective places, like,

Night Elf

Night Elf,

Undead

Undead,

Orc

and Orc.

Basically what this game is about, is that you have to either destroy the Stargates, like so;

Light Stargate

That is if you are dark, if you are light;

Dark Stargate

Or you can wait until The King appears;

Light King Summon!

Light King. Kill him if you are Dark.

Dark King Summon!

Or, Dark King. Destroy him if you are Light.

If you kill these two, then your respective team will win. :D

Destory Stargate

Easy? Hahaa, with cheats yeah, but look closely at the health. Yes, it is quite A LOT, but is was meant to
be a lot because the heroes in this map are all outrageously strong! And if you played the map, you might
be wandering why are the creeps attack the other way when the Stargate is just THERE. Hahaa, ok,
relax, the reason is because they are attacking this buildings;

Tree Night Elf

The orcs hate trees, so they are attacking the Tree :D

Undead Altar

The humans and undead are sworn enemies, why wonder they attack that building?

Stronghold orc

Yes you guessed it, the Night Elves are attacking this building.

And there's one more, The Castle of Light, well, you know which one is it :P
(Sorry im too lazy to upload AGAIN)

If the respective buildings are destroyed, then a certain power will be released to assist the King during
their final battle! Each building destroyed will release different "things" :)

Oh yeah, and you know the barracks? The ones located besides the Stargate? They are responsible for
creating creep waves like these;

Light Army Big Summon 2!

Light Army Big Summon!

Large Dark Army 2!

Large Dark Army!

And if you destroy them, the creep waves will stop, leaving the Stargate vulnerable.
Next, the map if you noticed is quite different, because we (The Brothers Ha) decided to make it
a little bit different, there are 2 lanes, each with 3 Guardians, example;

Large Light Army 3!

Guardian 3

Guardian 2

GUardian 2

There, all the lanes, almost all the guardians :P

Basically thats all actually, hahaa :D um, very easy, Summary!

  1. Destroy the Stargate or,
  2. Kill The King!
  3. Destroy the barracks then rape the Stargate! or
  4. Destroy the High Buildings (Stronghold, Tree, Castle) and with the help of your creatures, (no. 2)
  5. Yeah, thats all! Ape susah sangat =X
Ok, one last thing, Psychotic. What in the world is that monster doing in the middle of the map?
Well, he's like a mini boss, here he is;

Psychotic

Have you tried killing him? Yeah, he actually drops something... Wonder what it is? Kill him first la!
-.-'

Well, last but not least, this map is still V1.05 right now, :)
Its still new, and there could be bugs or some sort, and there are like equal to or less than 30 heroes,
so we (Brothers Ha) really would appreciate your feedbacks ad comments on our map. Maybe some
ideas would be VERY helpful and very much obliged.

Oh yeah, one more thing, this map is not Dota Allstars, its Darkness Vs. Light V1.05 (coming soon),
so all those, "hey Dota's like this, Dota did that, Dota's map is like this," have a BIG CHANCE to be ignored.
And to you guys/girls who read this ALL THE WAY UNTIL DOWN HERE, thank you, and i hope you
would give my map a chance :D

Woohoo!

~Kelpo~



The final chapter of Man Vs. Woman. I will talk about the things that girls should do that the guy loves and vice versa. This is a very hidden secret of mine but i will show this to you my beloved readers to acknowledge your support and encouragement in updating my blog. Now, these simple tips are very little things that people miss out and resulting in some bad things going on (sometimes). These little things might seem little, but they create a really BIG effect on the respective sex. Yeah, i know ;D. Ok, here goes.


Ladies, one final time;


1. Every guy has a ‘geeky’ side of him. Whether it be video games, DVD, WoW, anime, football among other sports, or whatever. Don’t make fun of him if you don’t like it, either tolerate it, or learn to like it. DO NOT try to change him. If he’s constantly ignoring you for that hobby of his, tell him.

2. Compromise for movies. Watch his favorite movies and he’ll give in for the movie you want to see.

3. Hold his hand!! Even in the mall when you have a ton of bags, hold his hand.

4. Any time your guy gives you a compliment, don’t just roll your eyes. He means it, and you should smile and say thank you.

5. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. Only makes matters worse.

6. NEVER EVER kick them in the place below the belt. Even in a fight or argument, just don’t do it.

7. TRUST HIM. Don’t scream when he looks at another girl. We know you were goggling at the cute guy that just passed. It’s nature. Don’t dig through his phonebook, and hey, guys can have female friends just like girls can have male friends. If this makes things awkward, talk about it.

8. This should go without saying. Love him for who he is! Don’t worry about what others think. Don’t try to change him into what’s cool and hip. Some compromises can be made, and tell him that if he ever has a problem you changing him, to tell you.

9. A girl has the right to show off her body, but keep your pride and dignity. Be careful! If you show off too much, guys (and just people in general) may get the wrong message and make assumptions.

10. Remind him that you appreciate all the sweet little things he does for you. Let him know it’s not all in vain.

Men, the final call;


1. Women love confidence in a man. Confidence is definitely portrayed in the way you walk and definitely the way you approach people and talk to them. Learn to start building your confidence.

2. Women are most definitely attracted to a smiling man. A nice broad smile also shows that the person is very confident. Teeth-whitener would definitely come in handy at this point of time. You do not want to be flashing your grayish-yellow teeth while trying to attract a girl. Pay a visit to your dentist at least now and get a good veneer job done.

3. Cleanliness is definitely a contributing factor in attracting women. The more cleaner you are, the more chance you have in attracting them. Shower everyday and shave. Wear clean clothes and please for the love of everything, sport a good perfume. If you think your manly smells are intoxicating, trust me it is rather toxic and would kill a woman instead of attracting her.

4. Be honest. Women like honesty in men. Be who you are and maybe a cleaner who you are. Don't try pretending to be someone that you are not. Once you start pretending, remember, all your lies will catch up with you and you would definitely go from player to loser in a matter on nanoseconds.

5. Learn to be romantic. Your definition of beer, popcorn and football is definitely not romantic for a woman. She needs to be caressed both physically and emotionally. Take her out for a romantic dinner than take outs. Create surprises for her.

Yg selebihnye, cari sendiri lah! Ini kira bagus dah nih :D

Dipetik daripada pelbagai laman web yg berbeza dan diubahsuai.

For this Part i would like to talk about man and woman, in a relationship. Ok, a relationship is something great and very distracting at the same time. When a human loves something or someone, you would be amazed by their capacity to love. They would protect their loved ones, even with their life. Most people dont really know the definition of love, as they see it as a means to you know, have sex. But, love is actually more than that. Love is (get ready), honesty, commitment, integrity, courage, sarifice, respect and so on. Ok, im not here to lecture on love cause im only like 15 (hahaha), so im just gonna talk about the emotional changes in man and woman, when they are in love :)


Ladies,


1. Some women, they have this sudden change in hormones or somin like that, and suddenly could turn SOOOO damn nice out of nowhere, when in the presence of their boyfriends.

2. Some women, they just CANT STOP BLABBERING about their boyfriends. They cant stop. 5 minits and then, "hey ********" even her girls dah mula muaak dah.

3. They become much more careful when around guys (unless if shes a biatch then...) because of the fact that she loves her Bf.

4. She GETS SUUUUPERR jealous if her Bf starts talking to other girls, ++ yg badan lawa, muka lawa, kaki lawa. :DD (hahaa!) p/s She dosent show it. But she IS DAMN JEALOUS.

5. Suddenly show some interest in love stuff, that most guys just cant stand. You know, I Love You, P/s I Love you, and all those other Love books.

Men;



1. Suddenly they have this rush of testosterone and go like "hey, dont touch my Gf ah?! i kill you! wtvtfl"

2. Their body posture changes when around his Gf.

3. Starts to take care of his body, maybe work out a little.

4. Starts to groom and worry about his hair, BO, the shirt his wearing, and so on.

5. Be ready to jump (attack) if another guy comes and disturbs his Gf. (This is usually the part when it becomes dangerous.)

Ok, for this post I will put some TRUTHS about each sex, man and woman respectively, for those who don't know. Hopefully this will help for the other sex to know better about the other sex and not simply jump into conclusions like; Pervert, *****, Asshole, ****-Machine, and so on. Enjoy! (Remember this is from MY OBSERVATION, so if its wrong, my bad im sorry)




For the ladies;

1. Go, ooooh when they see a cute object. (What? Dont believe me? Ok, look below)


2. If they see something shiny, they will stop and look, ++ if its a shiny 70% off discount board at Topshop.

3. Just because the pants and the shirt are tight, dosent mean they want attention, but who knows?

4. Girls watch a few movies that is not that great SOMETIMES just because a certain guy is in it. If the movie was a hit, -.-' tak payah crita ah.

5. Girls know the border between a friend and a BOYfriend, so don't misjudge them, BUT if the girl's acting like a slut, then, hahaa suka hati kamoo la nak pikir apa. :)

6. Girls can scan WAAAY faster than a man. They scan from top to bottom. Wooo, baju tit tit scan, Gap. Pants scan tit tit, Topshop. Shoes scan tit tit, (Wtv you like), Handbag scan, (Wtv u like oso) All THAT in a flash. Men? Hahaha, atom bom, WOW check! Buns? Check! woohoo.. (ok that might have sound a little bit pervy, sry but its the truth)

7. Girls have the potential to be just as destructive as men are to other men. Only the difference is girls have an emotional war and man physical war. Wanna know how its happens? Watch mean girls lah!

8. Some girls CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. When they say, "I can do it myself thank you" BACK OFF (if you still want to help just watch in case if she falls down or somin, but other than that, BACK OFF) and they dont like men who help tooo much. The best way to help someone is letting them help themselves. What? Merepek? But its the truth.

9. Some girls ARE braver than men. Hahaha :D

10. Girls are actually the only people than can bring men to their knees, just by using her words, body, and gestures. Sometimes, a little bit too much of something good can be bad. Yes, i know. :'( Girls can dominate men. They have this built in pukau-i-dont-know-where-they-learn-it-from thingy inside them. Crazy.


Ok, here are for the guys;


1. Guys have this weird way of staring at people, either "Im gonna smack you" way, or "Wow, who is that girl over there?" way of looking at people.

2. Some of us has a crotch obsession, maybe coz the undies are tight. I dont know. :D

3. Men+Games = Female Boredom. Sorry :D

4. Guys DO have A VERY HIGH amount of NAFSU, but ONLY SOME can control :(

5. Guys do look at stuff that are not supposed to be bulging out from "there and down there".

6. Guys fart, A LOT. Either you know or u dont ;D

7. Never challenge males, especially Melayu. They are really "pantang dicabar" well, some lah.

8. We steam when you think we dont. (Depends who and their level of nafsu)

9. We try to dominate each other dalam kalangan lelaki. (Subliminally)

10. We fantasize about hot girls, but want the nice, cute, and funny ones. :D







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