Dancing Cows :D

Ok, for this post I will put some TRUTHS about each sex, man and woman respectively, for those who don't know. Hopefully this will help for the other sex to know better about the other sex and not simply jump into conclusions like; Pervert, *****, Asshole, ****-Machine, and so on. Enjoy! (Remember this is from MY OBSERVATION, so if its wrong, my bad im sorry)

For the ladies;

1. Go, ooooh when they see a cute object. (What? Dont believe me? Ok, look below)

2. If they see something shiny, they will stop and look, ++ if its a shiny 70% off discount board at Topshop.

3. Just because the pants and the shirt are tight, dosent mean they want attention, but who knows?

4. Girls watch a few movies that is not that great SOMETIMES just because a certain guy is in it. If the movie was a hit, -.-' tak payah crita ah.

5. Girls know the border between a friend and a BOYfriend, so don't misjudge them, BUT if the girl's acting like a slut, then, hahaa suka hati kamoo la nak pikir apa. :)

6. Girls can scan WAAAY faster than a man. They scan from top to bottom. Wooo, baju tit tit scan, Gap. Pants scan tit tit, Topshop. Shoes scan tit tit, (Wtv you like), Handbag scan, (Wtv u like oso) All THAT in a flash. Men? Hahaha, atom bom, WOW check! Buns? Check! woohoo.. (ok that might have sound a little bit pervy, sry but its the truth)

7. Girls have the potential to be just as destructive as men are to other men. Only the difference is girls have an emotional war and man physical war. Wanna know how its happens? Watch mean girls lah!

8. Some girls CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. When they say, "I can do it myself thank you" BACK OFF (if you still want to help just watch in case if she falls down or somin, but other than that, BACK OFF) and they dont like men who help tooo much. The best way to help someone is letting them help themselves. What? Merepek? But its the truth.

9. Some girls ARE braver than men. Hahaha :D

10. Girls are actually the only people than can bring men to their knees, just by using her words, body, and gestures. Sometimes, a little bit too much of something good can be bad. Yes, i know. :'( Girls can dominate men. They have this built in pukau-i-dont-know-where-they-learn-it-from thingy inside them. Crazy.

Ok, here are for the guys;

1. Guys have this weird way of staring at people, either "Im gonna smack you" way, or "Wow, who is that girl over there?" way of looking at people.

2. Some of us has a crotch obsession, maybe coz the undies are tight. I dont know. :D

3. Men+Games = Female Boredom. Sorry :D

4. Guys DO have A VERY HIGH amount of NAFSU, but ONLY SOME can control :(

5. Guys do look at stuff that are not supposed to be bulging out from "there and down there".

6. Guys fart, A LOT. Either you know or u dont ;D

7. Never challenge males, especially Melayu. They are really "pantang dicabar" well, some lah.

8. We steam when you think we dont. (Depends who and their level of nafsu)

9. We try to dominate each other dalam kalangan lelaki. (Subliminally)

10. We fantasize about hot girls, but want the nice, cute, and funny ones. :D