Dancing Cows :D

The Stars at night sparkle in the twilight.

And the winner is...



AH KEONG!
LEE JIA ZHE!
JIMMY!

*Sorry Raisz, your "unique" face did not wow the ladies as much as Ah Keong did.

Yes, even I cant believe he ACTUALLY WON, like I said, its all in the skills. :)
Congrats Ah Keong, you are The Most Eligible Bachelor for 2009.

Ok, now the rankings;

1. Lee Jia Zhe
2. Kamal Suria
3. Hazeeq Muhaimien
4. Raisz Ramly
5. Mukhzin Rashid

p/s Actually, Hazeeq and Raisz have the same amount of votes, but, I'll just put Hazeeq on top of Raisz, because of alphabetical order. Sorry Raisz ;)

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 5



Nurulliana Azmi

Introduction:
Oh, this lady is really the underdog in this competition. Lets see what we have here, tall, slim, slender, and white skin. Oh, what more can you ask for? Usually the quiet girl, hiding in the corner and minding her own business, she can actually be quite a lady. Her radiance comes from her giggles and smiles which comes fairly easy with the right quantity and quality of jokes. The reason her utmost attributes are not seen is mainly because she is mostly hidden from public and prefers to stay in her own circle. But I've seen through the circle and I will unravel her hidden potential as The Woman Of The Year.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10
Her white skin, slim and slender figure makes her on par with girls like Nurul Aisyah and Gwyneth Paltrow. This makes her attractive and HARD to approach at the same time.

Style: 8/10
The standard 3 Omega female clothes wear, like the picture above. This design is both somewhat casual and pure awesome, and Liana does look somewhat angelic in these kind of clothes. :)

Attitude: 9/10
Oh, she has the heart of gold, for not only being one of the nicest ladies around, (I have NEVER heard her curse, maybe she did, aha, shes an Omega, mesti pernah) she is also quite easy to talk to, and has the most primo laughs and giggles around.

Odour Control: 8/10
Again, I have never caught her smelling like crap, nor be stunned by her smell either. So, her smell is somewhat neutral and is quite subtle. I believe she DOES smell wonderful, only she dosen't want to attract attention.

Overall: 80%
Ah, the most balanced out of all the ladies, she is actually quite nice and sweet once you get to know her. Her only downside is that she is VERYY SHY, so if a man wants to approach her, he better have the right skills and mastery to take her on. All you men out there who has a thing for her, I bid you good luck. May God be with you.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 4



Izza Atirah

Introduction:
Ah, men have been blinded by her megawatt smile and stunning personality that is sometimes random but unique nonetheless. Maybe this is what attracts some men to her presence. Different from most girls her age, (she's 13 ya'll) she is what you say a wolf in sheep's clothing. "Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness." That's what it means, but is it for real? One look at this particular girl, gives me a weird assumption on HOW such a girl could bring men to their knees. Well, lets dig deeper shall we?

My Verdict:

Looks: 7.7/10
She's like a cross of Minnie Mouse and a chinese sister. She has this astounding look, that grows even "hotter" or "beautiful" with every time you see her. Surely, no wonder when people see her for the first time, they want to see her again, and again, and again, until ultimately they fall for her. :)

Style: 8/10
Oh, I have NEVER seen her go out before, but I believe usually the way women dress are somewhat related to how their friends dress. And Izza is no different. I believe she is a cross between Nalissa Suria (Kamal Suria's sister) and a normal 3 Omega Girl. Yeah, like that.

Attitude: 9/10
Woo, most people relate her to "sweet" and "nice." Yeah, because of her attitude is what make her seem more attractive. Her looks and attitude have this great chemistry, resulting in a more chic and ravishing Izza Atirah.

Odour Control: 8.2/10
Well, her scent is still foreign to me, I dont really know her scent that well, but seeing as people tend to get closer to her MUST mean something right? IF she had the smell of a cow (when its crapping, or a cow itself) of course no one would stand near her. BUT, all the males flock to her like girls seeing a 70% discount at Topshop/Zarra, it MUST mean she smells THAT good.

Overall: 82%
Her main attribute comes from her skill that makes men who see her for the first time want to see her again, and again, and again, with her getting "prettier" every time. If she can capture the man at the start, then all she has to do is just captivate him with her communication skills. She is truly a pure "male-killer".



"Watch out, her horny face could mean instant death to guys!"

Teehee! xD!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

The Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 3



Elora Ismade

Introduction:
There's no one feistier than this girl right here. She looks like a horny gal, but actually knows how to take care of herself. (Im not saying shes actually horny, but... well, we dont know do we? x) While not REALLY having the height, (even though she dreams to be something like Giselle Bundchen) but she can still amaze us men with her constant way of "bahankan" orang. Another AMAZING skill of hers, is her ability to change into her "womanly" form and "ganas" form with ease, which makes her easily fit in into society. An amazing girl indeed, but we will see how she performs ;)

My Verdict:

Looks: 8/10
Well, she actually looks "hot" at times, "cute" at times, and maybe just plain normal, depending on when the person sees her. If the first time, usually its "hot" or "cute". But when you get to know her, and see her "ganas" side, it changes. DRAMATICALLY.

Style: 8.5/10
A fan of tight clothes and cute dresses from shops like Topshop, bags from Prada and Gucci, and shoes from Kenneth Cole . She can dress and TRY to look as good as possible all the time. She WILL NEVER BE SEEN walking around with simple clothes. It MUST be like tight pants and shirt or a dress.

Attitude:7/10
Hahaa, like I said, her attitude can change like the 4 seasons. Lucky for us, she only has 2 "seasons." She can turn really sweet at one point, and then, "menggelikan" at another time. She is really hard to read.

Odour Control: 8.2/10
Well, I have never caught her smelling like crap before, maybe a bit smelly before because of running around either EVADING Amir Danial's slap, or GOING AFTER Amir Danial, for a slap. She usually has this nice perfume on, so she really has a GREAT odour control.

Overall: 79%
Oh, she is at best when you first meet her, when you dont know her "ganas" side. If you so happen to know her "sweet" side, keep it that way. Please, if she gets into her other form, your perception of her will change, DRAMATICALLY. Keep to her SWEET SIDE.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

The Woman Of The Year Candidate 2



Amirah Fazira

Introduction:
The "mother" of 3 Omega, she has grown from a stuck-up-lone-she-wolf of standard 6, to a seemingly poplar gal around town. Able to slow down men with her "sweetness" and dazzling smile + laugh, she is the underdog of this contest. Her charm comes from her ability of sweetness, a second cousin of "hotness" and a third cousin of "sexiness." Practically the same height as Nurul Aisyah, she also possesses the lure of long legs (ooh la la) and long hair (walao) Even though she is an underdog in this contest, she might surprise us with her charm and intellect.

My Verdict:

Looks: 7/10
What can i say? Daddy's little girl is all grown up. From a... well, um... how do i put this, ahah!
From a bookworm, she morphed into a pretty butterfly. While not able to stun like Aisyah, she is able to SLOW DOWN men, a very incredible gift if you ask me.

Style: 8/10
Legs, check.
Height, check.
Cardigan, check.
Oh, she knows HOW to dress. Men will stare from top to bottom. Women will be wishing they had that shoe/dress/cardigan.

Attitude: 10/10
Ahh yeah. Her "motherly" nature plays A VERY BIG PART in this. Able to create this weird effect on certain men, wanting them to protect her from danger, plus with her SUPER communication skills, she is a force to be reckoned with. This is where she practically PWNS.

Odour Control: 8/10
Constantly having this sweet smell that adds up to her sweetness, she is like the ultimate sweet of sweets. Oh man, some people might just actually follow her. :)

Overall: 83%
Well, Amirah's super factor, is actually her "sweetness" aura. Not so much of her "hotness" or "sexiness" its more to her ability to captivate men AND create this subliminal brainwash that makes them wanna protect her. So, all she needs is just to pull that dude and get him to talk to her, and "its all over for him". Unless if he's gay, it wont work.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Alright, during the guys' contest, quite a number of people were asking me on doing one form of contest SPECIALLY for the girls. Amazingly, it was actually a GREAT idea, and so, from now and a few more coming your way, I will be talking about the LADIES for a change. To all you men out there, these are THE TOP TIER LADIES, I mean, they have it all... physically and mentally. They will make you stop for 1 second just to get a short glimpse of them. Men, enjoy. :)


Woman Of The Year Candidate No. 1


Nurul Aisyah Bt. Ahmanul

Introduction:
Ahhh, hahaa, the "sweetheart" of 3 Omega, a woman of class and style, she captivates the hearts of men as easy as fooling Kamal into thinking we were watching Pandorum. All grown up from a cute, innocent girl, to now a stunning, "holy shit, who is that!?" girl. Having the height of normal male in 3 Omega, an athletic body, white skin, and long legs (ooh la la), no wonder she is nominated as one of the candidates for The Woman Of The Year. But remember, its not JUST the physical that matters, its what in the inside that matters as well.

My Verdict:

Looks: 9/10
Ah man, the looks of like, "Perempuan Melayu Terakhir" she makes men melt at the sight of her. Almost like a counterpart of Kamal Suria, whom she makes men VERY EAGERLY want to talk to her. And thus, the "hotness" factor kicks in. Plus she looks like Cameron Diaz... at times.

Style: 8.8/10
Nice legs, Dais Dukes makes a man go (wootwoot)
Tight jeans, Double D's makes a man go (wootwoot)
*Diambil dan diubahsuai daripada lirik Startstrukk - 3oh!3
She has all the above, EXCEPT DOUBLE D (HHAHAHA)

Attitude: 8/10
An amazing woman I can say, she can take all the blue stuff men throw at her unlike some other women who at the first word or half sentence, "dic..." they go away. This makes her acceptable in the male society, and thats why the men all CRAVE for her. ;)

Odour Control: 7/10
Being an athlete does have its price. Her smell is more to like the Body Shop kind, different, unlike other women who go to Calvin Klein, Estee Lauder, and Ralph Lauren. But of course, she has her bad smell days SOMETIMES, VERY RARELY, but she does. :P

Overall: 82%
Hoho, the "hotness" factor plays a BIG part in this ladies repertoire. She has a superb early game, able to make men actually WANT to talk to her and flirt with her, of course with most ending in vain. She is a hard-to-get kind of girl, like what Inspector Clousseu said;

"A women's heart is like an artichoke, you have to work hard, so that you can get to her heart."


"Hi, i'm Aisyah, and i'm NAUGHTY..."

Wootwoot!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM MEN THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 5



Lee Jia Zhe

Introduction:
Hoho, this is the FINAL Bachelor in this contest. Most of you might think this guy as annoying, irresponsible, an asshole, and so on, but actually he CAN be quite a charmer. At one point of his life, he WAS THE CUTEST thing the girls HAVE EVER SEEN. I mean, they go like, "OMG, comelnye that guy..." and so on. And yeah, when they knew him in the beginning, it was all smooth sailing, but, now... Um, he's becoming a man you can say. :)

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.2/10
Woohoo, this guy is on the border of cute and handsome... thus giving him a 1 in a 15 kind of look in a guy. He can attract with his "cuteness" factor, and make them stay his his "handsome" factor. Amazing early game ;)

Style: 9/10
Being a healthy weight, his body is not the skinny type, nor the build type, but just nice. People just love to hug him, because of his nice plump body. (hahaa, some men.) So, his choice of clothes are somewhat suitable for his body type, thus making him look great and amazing.

Attitude: 7/10
This is where he loses his ground. Man, he is just so annoying (at times) that maybe the girl just cant stand him. But he is only annoying to other men, thanks to his constant cursing and foul language. But, I believe he is quite the ladies man, we just dont know it.

Confidence: 5/10
Holy Crap. HE HAS THE LOWEST CONFIDENCE IN ALL OF THE BACHELORS HERE. He wont even talk to a girl, WHO IS ALONE! DAMN IT, thats like the easiest situation, A PRETTY LONE GIRL WHO IS BORED?! But, everyone has their own personal flaws right? And this just happen to be his. Its ok, we will see in the near future on how he does with the ladies. :D

Overall: 78%
Ah, this male lacks confidence which is his ONLY downfall, he is the MOST UNIQUE out of all the other Bachelors, able to attract and hold (hold, meaning keeping the girl there. Some guys just attract but then soon repel) with his looks, and WOW them with his style. If he works on his communication skills, he will be a great guy to hang out with, and an amazing date (for the girls)

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 4


(Ignore the Chick on the right)

Raisz Ramly

Introduction:
Underneath that always labeled "gay-face" lies a potential Bachelor ready to flatter the hearts of women around him. Unbelievable? "Air yang tenang jangan disangka tiada buaya." This man is actually hiding his true abilities, waiting for the right time to unleash his inner Bachelor-ness. That's why i call him, a "Time-Bomb" Bachelor. What the hell is that? Read on.

My Verdict:

Looks:7.8/10
Well, having a "unique" face like Raisz would help in attracting women and the fact that he grew from cute at one point, and now... uh, some people call it "gay-faced." But don't be fooled! Even with the "gay" face it STILL could be a chick magnet!

Style: 8/10
Usually sporty and on-the-go, his clothes are somewhat simple yet profound, not the omg-what-am-i-going-to-wear or the wtf-idontcare attitude but somewhere in between. And having the height, that makes him appear more athletic and dominant.

Attitude: 8/10
Possibly a mix of Hazeeq Muhaimien and Mukhzin Rashid, his attitude depends on who he is with, ever changing to suit the current moment. And being a Time-Bomb Bachelor like Kamal Suria and POSSIBLY Mukhzin Rashid, he holds his interest for women for the pursuit of his career, which only after he has completed his first task (his career) then only will he move on to the next. (Remember! This too can be attractive, I dont really understand why but it is to SOME women!)

Confidence: 7.5/10
Well, I have NEVER seen him ACTUALLY approach a woman before, but I know his hidden talents. Amazingly, i believe he can actually "get that girl" with his "unique" talents. But for this guy, we have to wait and see what REALLY happens in the near future. Don't underestimate him! His hidden potential might surprise you...

Overall: 78%
Oh, and average Bachelor, with everything in balance. Its not actually about the stats, its about skills. Of course stats help, but still... if you observe PROPERLY, MOST of the HOT girls get the AVERAGE guy! That's a fact! So please, fellow Bachelors, be VERY ALERT, he is like the assassin of this Bachelor Contest! He can "kill" you without you realizing he was EVER there.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 3



Mukhzin Rashid

Introduction:
A man with skills that can bind and hold, a super male that creates havoc to other males who are trying to make an attempt on the girl. You guys MUST be wondering, what is THIS guy doing here? Yes, there is a reason for that, Mukhzin is here not because of his looks, its because of what he is on the INSIDE. He dosen't have the killer looks like Kamal or the cuteness factor of Hazeeq, but what makes this guy such a THREAT to other men around him when it comes to getting that girl? Ah, the answer. It will be explained later.

My Verdict:

Looks:7/10
His early game is not that good, as his face drowns in the midst of other men around him, making it hard for him to attract women, but if he takes of his clothes... :)

Style: 6.8/10
Being an average joe, he doesn't like to show off what he has. Just keeping it cool and humble. Only starting from now, his game is getting better.

Attitude: 10/10
Yes, a PERFECT 10. He can melt ANY girls heart with the right timing and condition. An amazing communicator, he practically OWNS at this time of the game, making his foes rendered useless with his AMAZING talking skills. Easy to talk to, and very outgoing, now wonder the girls always want to talk to him when they have the chance.

Confidence: 9.5/10
Hell yeah, this guy fears no one but God and Cikgu Saiful (if he had ever done anything wrong in school) He practically can know ANY girl in a matter of minutes, only needing a little bit of information of the girl, then, PURE OWNAGE. :)

Overall: 83%
He is THE MAN... when he talks. First impressions does not work on this guy, the girl just wont be interested (sometimes) His game begins when the "Hello" has been said, and the conversation starts. His attitude covers his external (which is not THAT important if your attitude is like crap) therefore, making him a DEADLY BEAST to fear. Bachelors, I warn you! Watch out for this guy! He has THE BIGGEST PLAYER POTENTIAL OF THEM ALL!

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Bachelor No. 2



Kamal Suria

Introduction:
Oh, the amazing product of a great mix of jawa + indian + chinese + malay, a true blue malaysian to the core (with a bit of Indonesia) he is a man of unique characteristics. Usually, humans when they are mixed, they are "a little bit better" than others who are not THAT mixed. But all humans have pros and cons right? This male is just another example of a SUPER first impression, which leaves the girl stunned for like 1 second during the first sight. Kamal Suria has the "hotness" factor, a cousin to the "cuteness" and "adorable" factor, he is on the same level with the people in the Bollywood industry (well, a small fraction of them).

My Verdict:

Looks: 9.5/10
Woowee, the "hotness" factor kicks in like Chili Padi. The first sight burns the girls heart, and the only way to loose the "burn" effect is to talk to him. Weirdly, the females have this AMAZINGLY HUGE urge to go and talk to this male.

Style: 9/10
Kamal, a man who knows how to dress, when to dress, what to dress, this dude wears not to show of his curves but to "reshape" it. (Clothes gives an illusion, it can make you body look better, or worse. In this case, better.)

Attitude: 7/10
Ah man, this is already mid-game, (after the hello stage, the second or third time he meets with the girl) depending on how he sees the girl, it could be a success or a total FAILURE. If he sees her as a potential partner, then MAYBE. But if not, hahaa dream on girl.

Confidence: 5.5/10
So much for early game dominance, when it comes down to it, his confidence level is REALLY LOW. He wont talk to the girl. UNLESS he knows her SOMEHOW i.e classmates, schoolmates, sister's friend. Besides that, he is a very first impression kind of guy. He sees you wearing a singlet while going out, with short pants, straight away "slut" is given, and interest gone.

Overall: 78%
Wootwoot, he is the PINNACLE of EARLY GAME DOMINATION, his looks and style will BLOW YOU AWAY, but after that, when you know him closer, the feeling deteriorates. (If youve seen his gay side, it will deteriorate EVEN faster) All he needs to do, is sharpen his communication skills, and its all good. A bigger player potential than Hazeeq Muhaimien, but his fondness of love is not even close to 10%.

*REMEBER, THIS IS BASED ON FEEDBACKS GIVEN TO ME FROM GIRLS THEMSELVES, AND A LITTLE BIT OF MY OPINION, I WISH FOR NO HARD FEELINGS ON THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS ALL FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES.*

Allright, for this post and the next few that are coming your way, im gonna talk about the Most Eligible Bachelor in Bukit Jelutong. These men here are all single, so all you ladies who've always wanted a man by their side, these are the top tier men, that's why they are called the Most Eligible Bachelor. Allright, each man will be judged with EVERY SINGLE aspect that makes a womans heart flutter. Men, read up!


Bachelor No. 1


Hazeeq Muhaimien

Information:
Ah, a man of mixed specialty, he has grown from a fat cocoon to a noble contender in this Bachelor contest. He has a built in female attract system, thanks to the high pitched voice, something like Justin Bieber. Amazingly, this system ACTUALLY works on some women, thus calling him "cute", or "adorable". But, who cares about all this physical systems if the emotional systems are not as good? Luckily he is a good mix of both, having a good "akhlak" and a good external. Allways on the lookout for cute/hot/pretty women around him, he knows what he wants, and will always try to minimize the competition from bigger predators lurking around. Sadly, his bad sides are the fear of breaking into a group of girls, and wanting to know what to say.

My Verdict:

Looks: 8.5/10
Something young and cute, usually gets the girls to come, but not stay for long. But still, its a powerful chick magnet.

Style: 7.5/10
Trying to wear all those shirts that say "Muscle Fit" helps, but... theres a reason its called "Muscle Fit."

Attitude: 8/10
Having the laugh of a 10 year old boy, the smile of the century, and the will of the hunter (to hunt girls) plus with the built in "cuteness factor" his attitude is something to respect. Enjoyable to be around with, but usually has nothing to say. (unless you know him well)

Confidence: 6.8/10
Well, asking someone else to help introduce to you that girl aint gonna work ALL the time. Sometimes, YOU have to go THERE yourself, and talk to HER straight. Don't be shy! Just try to imagine you getting a PERFECT pick up, and youre all good. Be yourself. If she dosent like it, too bad for her.

Overall: 77%
Oh man, Hazeeq Muhaimien is a formidable foe indeed! (To other bachelors soon to come) His "awesomeness" mostly comes from first impressions, and the first impressions are the things that make or break him. If he gets it right the first time, he doesn't have to worry about the second. A potential player, but chooses to go to the more romantic side of love, he is possibly the Most Eligible Bachelor of BJ for the year 2009.

Ladies and gentlemen, I want to make an open invitation, to all of you readers, to try (if you want to) and get what people call, the "beach body." This takes hard work and determination, because sculpting your body isnt the same as sculpting your seni-thing-whatever-the-**** la. It IS VERY HARD. AND PAINFUL. But it pays off. Here are some pics on what i am trying to say;

(Note; This is for men)


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Hell yeah, THAT is what im talking about! That is what im dreaming to achieve, and hopefully i'll get it one day. ITS SOO AMAZING! :P
And ladies, you can try too. But, yours is a different type, but AMAZING nonetheless. :)


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OMG hahaa :)
Lets all work for these kind of bodies, i know deep inside, you want to have it too ;D
(ONLY IF YOU WANT TO, IM NOT FORCING YOU)

~Kelpo~



Yeah, this post is especially for my friends and people i haven't seen in such a while. I feel so bored at home, i wanna go out, enjoy the sun in my face, my friends by my side, laughter in the air. You know, things we did BEFORE PMR. But, PMR is half good and half bad. The good thing is we dont REALLY HAVE to study for Form 4, but if you want to, yeah i wont stop you. And the bad thing is well, this. The "I miss my friends" part.

sad-cat.jpg sad cat image by imaginenothing

I feel so sad like that guy up there. I feel chained to my house confined in it cause i cant REALLY go out. But, what can I do. Responsibility is still responsibility. So, i just have to suck it up and wait till next year, where there is a 50-50 chance i'll either be in any SBP school or SMK Seksyen 9. But, low possibility SMKBJ. Somehow i feel like i dont want to leave that school, i dont know why. Maybe its just that the place has so many sweet memories and great events. And the people here are all so amazing. :)

I can only pray because whatever that comes, that is the best for me.

~Kelpo~


This game is the BOMB. Hahaa, who would've thought? A game like that would be SO FUN! This evening, around 4.30 pm, Aqil invited me to join him and the school rugby team for a light training. I came early and Aqil was teaching me all the basics of rugby, like fumble, tackle and what not. (I CAN FINALLY GORE SOMEONE!!) There were 8 people including me, there were;

Amir Haris
Sharif
Hafiz
Ikhwan
Mukhsin
Me
Shahmie (3 Eps)
Alon (Taylor's College dude)

Yeah, thats very little compared to a true blue rugby team, but thats because most of the rugby dudes are form 5's and they are busy with SPM, so only we came. The training was fun, i actually kicked Ikhwan in the balls. Hahaa, it wasn't done on purpose, he lifted me, you know, at this time;


Yeah like that, but my leg TERkick his balls :) Sry Ikhwan. :P
And now, after the training, my body is aching like -_____________-
Damn it! Its soooo annoying, because the pain is like something unpleasant sticking on your body and dosent want to get off.
Hopefully, tomorrow my body will be better :)
Oh yeah, to the ppl listed above, if you so happen to read this by any chance, im sorry if i cant join the team. :'(

~Kelpo~

Friends?

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Most teenagers are having problems with this; Friends.

It is THE BIGGEST problem any teenagers can face. And I understand that VERY MUCH. We hang out with people who actually care but they dont? And you laugh with people and they say your annoying? And you share a little bit TOO much, they call you names? And you ask them to do good, you get ridiculed? Sad, but that is the absolute fact. But the biggest thing is, the guy/girl that was always there or who always helped around do not get a SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING credit. So, I stand for ALL the people who took the SHIT from their so-called-friends, and say that WE are WAYY better than YOU. Yeah, its like a FUCKING bad investment, that made you waste your time and energy, just so that it can go to smoke. The sad thing is, some of us DONT EVEN REALIZE that we are being used or wtv. We just go with the flow and end up getting FUCKING hurt. What can we do? I know what, leave those ASSHOLES alone and find your TRUE friends. Those who ask you, "Why didn't you come on Monday?", "Hey, im doing something this evening, why dont you join us?", "Are you ok? Man, you look hurt." These guys are the people who actually CARE but we just ignore them because we are so busy with our so-called friends. Then if we get backstabbed by our "new" friends? Who are you going to lean back on? If your old friends have forgotten you, then? You have NO ONE when the DAMAGE has been done. You will feel lonely and sad, and regretting everything you did because you were such a BITCH. But, haha, what do you care right? In like two days you can find another sore loser and use him/her. That's the life you wanna live so be it. I chose a life MUCH better than that. I prefer to have people there to support me and root me on when I fall, that's why I wanna be with my true friends, those who have taken my shit ALL THESE YEARS and stood by me, even when I was down, and even when I was an asshole. They remained with me, not forcefully but willingly. They are my homies, my friends.
No, much more than that.
They are my Sahabat;

























Hahaa, yes they are the unsung heroes. These people helped me through SHIT and FUCK.

"I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way."
- Edgar A. Guest

~Kelpo~

Pain. Sorrow. Sadness. What is it?

Well, Pain for a start is the feeling felt by a person. Usually, pain is not that pleasant, but some people do LIKE it. But wait, that is PHYSICAL pain, what about EMOTIONAL pain? Oh, these can stretch from things like;

Being forgotten,
Mocked at,
and so on.

Well, what pain means in a different context is, "Pain indicates that the person feeling pain do something so that the pain does not continue". Confusing? Yeah, kinda. Example;

We touch a hot kettle, we don't leave our hand there, we quickly pull our hand back after feeling the start of the heat. We feel pain, but don't wait for it to intensify. So we pull our hand, and the pain ends.

But that is physical pain, for emotional pain,

When someone keeps mocking you about your house/girlfriend/boyfriend or totally forgets about you, then you MIGHT feel a SLIGHT pain in your heart. So, what do you do? If its the dude mocking you, you will either;

1. Go away, and STAY away.
2. Kick his @ss.

But come on, emotional pain is not as easily handled as PHYSICAL pain. Its like eating tabasco + wasabi. The pain at the start hurts like crap, (thank you wasabi) and then it lingers (thank you tabasco) So you will feel pain at the beginning and then it stays. Usually for quite some time. Usually people want to know, HOW TO END THIS PAIN? Well, its very simple actually. I've gone through a few "pains" my self. Its not THAT great. But I know how to counter it. Here are a few things that I do. (I DO ALL THESE STUFF, IT MIGHT NOT WORK FOR YOU)

1. DOTA my heart out. And smack the other team to bits.
2. Go out and exercise.
3. Stay away from the person who hurt you.
4. "Layan" tecktonik music.
5. Get around your friends.
6. Laugh more. Smile more.
7. EAT A LOT.

Well, these are just SOME of it. There are more things, but I don't think its ok for me to write it here. So, in a nutshell, pain is good. Its makes you aware of things. And make you more alert and cautious. Plus, it helps you a lot. So, listen to your heart. It REALLY HELPS.

~Kelpo~

Ok, so now after my PMR im kinda blur on what to do next, yeah, besides DOTA, DOTA, and more DOTA, all I do is DOTA.



Well, im not as stressed as that dude over there, but still, im just jammed on what to do now. DOTA is kinda boring allready, playing 5v5 and winning 59-0-0 is getting kinda normal for me. Of course that against AI bots, but still. DAMN IT! I just dont know what to do now! Well, all i can do now i guess is just wait until the final exams are finished then PS2 can reign once again :)
I can FINALLY PLAY PS2 after my little bro's exam. DAMN. But kesabaran itu sebahagian daripada iman. Yeah.

Oh yeah, speaking of that, yesterday i watched a movie about an ustat who came to a village trying to correct the people, ended up HIM being the person who is most "rosak" hahaa, it was kinda sad though, cause the ustat was blinded and was "hasuted" by an evil man, who was supposedly like jin or somin. :O

Yeah, maybe i'll post again soon.
And if you like have nothing to do (like me) lets do somin, together.
Jogging ke, keluar ke?
WTV la, asalkan not at home.
Pls, SAVE ME! :O

~Kelpo~

Today, i had an open house at my house (ya la, where else?) around 11-3pm. It was great to some, and hopefully boring to none. Here are some pics on what happened today;



This was about 12 o'clock or so.

Then, we challenged Kamal into eating pizza with Tabasco on it, well, lots of Tabasco ;D


That was his reaction :D


The reunion, well sorta, there was NISHA EMIRA, well, she's still as tall as ever. In this pic I look as tall as her, but dont be fooled. She's TALL. Hahaa :D


Eza and Syamil :D


The family reunion, from left Ain, Me (Kelpo), Asya, and Syafinaz. :)

After a while, we challenged each other AGAIN and ended up eating Sushi, with LOTS of WASABI and LOTS of Tabasco. The result?



Hahaa, yeah, it was BAD. Theeban, the tallest dude in the school (?) also came, and he looks like this;


Freakin' tall eh? Yeah tell me about it. Next, around 1.00pm like so;


Yeah, SO MANY PEOPLE.


The 2 Epsilonese dudes :D


From left, Ain, Puteri Eliani Fikri, Syafinaz (shes the one hiding) and Asya.


I asked a MAT SALLEH to come to my open house! His name is Danielle Remy. Hahaa, he's french. :)


Who would've thought, they would pakat to wear the SAME coloured shirt?


Me, STARTING to dance. :)


Ah, the girls. :D


From left, Kamal, me, and Jabbar. Dancing to Sugar, Flo Rida. :D


Amirah Fazira, SHE ACTUALLY CAME! We were screaming when she did. Hahaa! ;D

And thats basically it. This time, I dont have a picture of the food. You can ask around about that :)
One more time, I would like to thank all of you who made my "bash" a success this year, and im sorry kalau ada apa-apa kekurangan, like the water you guys keep asking me about, and the pizza problem, and boredom problem. Im DEEPLY SORRY. Hopefully, next year's one, would be EVEN BIGGER, EVEN BETTER, and THE BEST. (Insyallah kalau ada)

Thank you, and Im sorry. :(

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